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Bearded Axe Wound 

Another name for a nasty lookin vagina.
Look at the nasty bearded axe wound.
Bearded Axe Wound by Eric Beckett October 23, 2007

Bearded axe wound 

Sloane had started her period, and had not gotten her beaver waxed in over one year. She didn't shower regularily, and what became of her pubic hair was a bloody mess, clots of blood and hair. Her downstairs was more like a bearded axe wound than anything female.
Bearded axe wound by Corrie McNulty October 18, 2008

Hairy Axe Wound 

A pussy, vagina, cunt, love hole, hairy clam etc..
Hairy Axe Wound by Ron j October 1, 2003

furry axe wound 

similar to bearded taco; indicating the female genitalia.
cunt
she sat on my face with her large furry axe wound - it was great!
furry axe wound by Darren Daley August 30, 2008

open axe wound 

a particularly accomodating wordGulp/word. One that a gentleman couldn't 'touch the sides' in.
"As he stepped away from his latest victim, it became apparently obvious by the way her legs lay, that he had indeed left more than one open axe wound on her corpse." - From the Diary of Jack the Ripper.
open axe wound by Ebs August 21, 2003

hairy axe wound 

a womens vagina. fish taco bearded clam cunt salmon canyon pink taco vertical smile
dude, your grandma had the nastiest hairy axe wound. look like she was chopped with a rusty axe
hairy axe wound by dr.frank December 21, 2006