dumb as shit 

a compound adj. to describe a noun

My teacher is dumb as shit.
My computer is dumb as shit.
This movie is dumb as shit.

dumb as shit by Drunk monkey October 12, 2003

dumb as shit 

very dumb

That boy is dumb as shit.

dumb as shit by Joe Bloggs October 13, 2003

dumb as shit 

really stupid

dude, that child is dumb as shit

dumb as shit by brittany October 11, 2003

jacked as shit 

When a person thinks that they are really strong with enormous muscles, but in reality they are small.

-Soccer Player: Hey bra, I just maxed out at 140 on bench!

-Football Player: Wow, dude! Ur jacked as shit!

-Soccer Player: I know, right?

jacked as shit by mtnt69 May 8, 2011

Man, I'm hungry as shit

A secret code created by Kevin Hart's friend used to silence your friends of talking about sketch subjects (such as a girl you met in a club that you cheated on your wife on) while your children or wife is in the room.

Man 1: *Calls Man 2*
Man 2: *Noticing that their wife is in the room* "Man, I'm hungry as shit."
Man 1: "Me too, anyways, what's going on."
Man 2: "Not much..."

Etc. Etc.

Man, I'm hungry as shit by fuckmepless May 28, 2018

Bomb as Shit 

something that is it beyond best

those taquitos were bomb as shit

Bomb as Shit by Colin & Samantha March 8, 2008

Loud as shit 

Louder than a group of old men with irritable bowel syndrome pooping in unison in a public restroom!!!

After drinking a beer, my lady can burp loud as shit!!

Loud as shit by Puddle1970 July 6, 2017