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Geoff Wilton Quest 

The most amazing person you will ever meet in the whole universe. Even if you travel into space and maybe even to Venus, you are not going to find someone as stunning as Geoff (unless of course you travel to Venus with Geoff:)). He can make you smile with the click of his fingers and he reminds you of what it is like to laugh and be happy 24/7 (apart from the time when you are away from him... and even then when you think of him, your butterflies start in your stomach and can't help but smile. He's the one person you can be yourself with and share with him your life story. It is incredibly easy to fall in love with him and give your heart to him but you know he'll take care of it. He's super amazingman.
Geoff Geoff, where art thou Geoff Wilton Quest?? Geoff's are so rare to come by but i'm so lucky... i think i've just bumped into mine... magic

James Wilton 

An english private school term for an extremely strong coffee with milk and sugar.
"i've perked up a bit after that James Wilton"
James Wilton by OllieA12 September 19, 2012

Sam Wilton my g 

Sam Wilton is an absolute g aswell as being an absolute posh boy with his electronic blinds but can also be a roadman at times when he puts his Zavetti Canada coat on.
Sam Wilton my g by S1.active November 18, 2019

Ryan wilton 

Hi I'm Ryan wilton and have problems stomping my shit down the drain
Ryan wilton by Mmbopbop April 9, 2020

Toby Wilton 

Person 1: How was Toby Wilton last night
Person 2: Amazing, he slayed my booty
Toby Wilton by ArthurDaBass June 17, 2018

Glen Wilton Handshake 

When greeting a person with a handshake, you yank their hand toward you and rub it vigorously up and down against your genitals as a show of dominance.
I thought we had come to an agreement, but then he gave me the Glen Wilton Handshake.