Whiskey Dick

When a guy cannot get a boner because of too much beer or alcohol..even if megan fox was in front of you naked..

GUY 1: Dude! megan fox offered to pay me a million dollars to fuck her...

GUY 2: Well shit you never need to work agian! :)

GUY 1: I had whiskey dick...so im broke

Whiskey Dick by jacob ladders August 21, 2009

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Whiskey Dick Surprise Sex

While trying to perform the act of surprise sex only to discover that you are extremely intoxicated, having "whiskey dick", and therefore disappointing the suprisee and shaming the surpriser.

MO: "So Tara what did you last night?"

TARA: "Neal, this guy I met at the bar last night, tried to surprise sex me after I brought him home, but he drank so much he couldn't get it up."

SHANNON: "Woaah, that was a major case of Whiskey Dick Surprise Sex!"

Whiskey Dick Surprise Sex by Monnon September 25, 2009

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Whiskey Dick

A units of length accepted throughout most countries and based on the length of the fabled dick of Whiskey Richards; especially : a unit equal to 17.5 million feet with each foot comprising 12 inches.

Man, I feel like I just ran a Whiskey Dick!

"Well, I could walk five hundred Whiskey Dicks and I could walk five hundred more..."

According to the map the treasure is located two Whiskey Dicks north of Dead Man's Swamp.

Whiskey Dick by PiraticalScholar November 8, 2011

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whiskey dick

A scary monster.

Preventor of intercourse.

The sluggish buddy.

Jack (Daniels) does cock.

Booty buster.

An occurance which strikes 110% of all alcoholic men where you have to wiggle your winkie to get it in the twinkie. Caused by severe intoxication and/or brown baggers. Achieving ejaculation can be achieved if worked at.

He would have had her if not for the whiskey dick.

whiskey dick by brintly September 26, 2004