scraping wallpaper 

A term used as a replacement to "masturbation". Used to keep others in the dark.

Nancy: "So what did you do last night?"
Bob: "I was scraping wallpaper"
Nancy: "O yeah? Where?"
Bob: "In my room"

scraping wallpaper by Julio Mendez March 19, 2008

stare at the wallpaper 

when you take a shit without reading material. staring at the wall in front of you is pretty much all you can do, unless you can beat one out with the smell of your own poo

There were some old issues of Modern Bride, so I just decided to stare at the wallpaper.

stare at the wallpaper by Ace-Money December 9, 2008

Hanging wallpaper

Verb. To vigorously have a sexual encounter with heavy male & female action. . . in this case the "Male" grabs his "female" partner and places her against the wall and proceeds to thrust in-n'-out of her vagina gracefully while holding both his hands on her butt in a cupping figure for support.

Thus the Hanging of wallpaper is achieved...

E.g; homie calls you " Yo, Dex, we gotta be on the plane in a hour. Where da hall are you?!"

You text back "Can't be messed wit' atm I'm "Hanging wallpaper" @ Shelby's pad right now. Ttyl ;)."

Hanging wallpaper by NumberOneKangaroo January 10, 2017

blue bape wallpaper

A live wallpaper that only the boys will understand. A female is not granted access to this inside knowledge. The wallpaper is off limits to any non-male figure.

“Yo bro, check out my dope blue bape wallpaper”

blue bape wallpaper by will thomas February 29, 2020

Floral Wallpaper 

When your having sex in a flower patch or any area with high amounts of greenery and your girls back gets covered with sweaty, sticky remenants of the vegetation.

"Did Kim and Eric just have sex?"

"Oh yeah, I could spot that floral wallpaper from a mile away!"

Floral Wallpaper by PancakeDinner January 18, 2017

the wallpaper starts peeling 

To have sex with someone so much that the room stinks and becomes so humid

till the room stinks the wallpaper starts peeling off the walls the bed breaks in half the ground starts to shake the windows are fogging the ceiling drops down neighbours call the police, multiple noise complaints, till the train passes by

the wallpaper starts peeling by Huuuuuuuuuuuummm March 18, 2023

Eating Grapes Off the Wallpaper 

used to describe someone that is acting upon delusions or hallucinations

She ate so much acid, she was seeing purple elephants, hiding from lil' green men, and eating grapes off the wallpaper.

Eating Grapes Off the Wallpaper by KarenP September 30, 2005