Uncle Al Sober 

One who has quit most mind and mood altering substances after years as an absolute drug fiend! With the notable exception of weed, beer, and shrooms. Named after the sobriety combo of legendary frontman of Ministry himself Al Jourgensen.

Person 1: I thought Island was sober, but he's totally tripping balls on shrooms?

Person 2: He is, he's Uncle Al Sober. Quit all the hard stuff besides weed, beer, and shrooms just like Al Jorgensen.

Person 1: Ahhhh, well as long as he ain't shooting dope into his pee hole again.

Uncle Al Sober by Leosgay4robots November 4, 2022

uncle action 

A slang term for Mr Jim Wilson.

Uncle Action saved the day!

uncle action by Ashley Johnson October 31, 2003

Uncle Andy

An infamous computer hacker distinguished by his bad sense of humour.

Rumoured to be working at Falcon Northwest as an Engineer who has made a name for himself by hacking MMORPG accounts.

Current listing of hacks as presented by Andy himself;
-Guildwars
-Guildwars 2 beta
-Call of duty: modern warfare
-World Of Warcraft
-Facebook
-Eve online
-Starcraft 2

Uncle Andy got'cha

Uncle Andy by Anders Panders March 12, 2011

Uncle Astro 

A soft spoken little bitch Astros are usually old and an uncle. White haired and mexican, they wish they could be white and try not to be Mexican at all costs. This normally leads their friends to punish them by making them recreate theirself in their propper image. If you want peace and quiet you will never find it at an Astro's home because it is typically filled with screaming hyenas. Astros do not know real spanish, but speak a form of old pig latin that derives itself from the peasants of somalian culture. Timid and a bit gay an Astro will offer up its butt at any given chance to anyone of the male OR trans-male population. Pegging is its playday.

That Uncle Astro has a nice butt. Unfotunately, i cant enjoy bangin it because his sisters wont shut up

Uncle Astro by FeloGreen March 15, 2019

Uncle Adolf Syndrome 

Uncle Adolf Syndrome or UAS for short is a mental condition whereby the sufferer displaces guilt from the innocent to the guilty to protect the guilty. Typically a parent or teacher will blame a child for being unkind or rude for asking a pertinent question about an adult which questions their morality or correctness in some way.

Adolf's nephew asks "Is it really a good idea to use cyanide gas to kill Jews Uncle Adolf?" His mother, suffering from Uncle Adolf Syndrome, snaps "Don't be so rude Jonny. How could you upset Uncle Adolf when he is so kind stroking his dog."

Uncle Adolf Syndrome by samspruce July 29, 2010

uncle arthur

Is a fellow who loves life, a free spirit, tells it as it is and won't take no for an answer. loves the best in life. Propelled toward what he believes is right, will fight for the underdog. Totally hetero!!!!' Adores beautiful people of the opposite sex unendingly

Hey you know when it comes to Mel he acts like a real uncle arthur

uncle arthur by Skywatcher December 8, 2013

uncle aiden 

The best and sexiest uncle ever to walk this earth and has a extremely large penis

Damn is that uncle aiden hes hot af

uncle aiden by Gskydueh January 30, 2018