Give joel the fucking noodles
Give joel the fucking noodles by The Government 0f the UK August 28, 2020
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Throw Your Phone On The Fucking Roof Paradox
If someone asks you to throw your phone on the roof for no reason and you do throw your phone on the roof you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof-
"Hey, you should throw your phone on the fucking roof for no reason lol"
"isn't that the Throw Your Phone On The Fucking Roof Paradox?"
"isn't that the Throw Your Phone On The Fucking Roof Paradox?"
Throw Your Phone On The Fucking Roof Paradox by MagnusTheReker March 29, 2022
I'll beat the fucking shit out of you
Something someone says (screams, yells) when they are about to bash your skull into a wall until your brains ooze out your ears.
Note: This phrase is sometimes used as an idle threat by someone who thinks they're badass. Make sure not to be that d-bag.
Note: This phrase is sometimes used as an idle threat by someone who thinks they're badass. Make sure not to be that d-bag.
Lyssa: OMGZ, did you see the new Twilight movie?! It was sooo good! OMG, OMG I got this new pair of shoes... They're so cute, right? They're all pink and pointy toed, ahhh!
Nikki: I'll beat the fucking shit out of you if you don't shut up.
Nikki: I'll beat the fucking shit out of you if you don't shut up.
I'll beat the fucking shit out of you by nikkijinx May 5, 2010
The Fucking Point
The point of no-return where a conversation or interaction has turned and it is pretty much mutually agreed that both parties will fuck later in the night.
"Man, why are you here talking to us when Jessica is over there?!"
"Ah it's alright, we've reached The Fucking Point, now I've just gotta wait."
"Ah it's alright, we've reached The Fucking Point, now I've just gotta wait."
The Fucking Point by DefinitelyNotMyRealName September 1, 2012
Down the fucking road
When someone quits or is fired suddenly. They may also have their time cards, office or badge labled with the acronym DTFR.
Why does Mike's time card have DTFR on it?
Oh, he did not show up for his shift so the supervisor marked him as "down the fucking road"
Oh, he did not show up for his shift so the supervisor marked him as "down the fucking road"
Down the fucking road by edguyer February 24, 2009
What the fucking fuck?!
"this place is all about your balls. u have to start out with fat girls."
" WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?!?!"
" WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?!?!"
What the fucking fuck?! by brookeNCYDE! January 24, 2010