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Poaching The Tradesman's Entrance 

Stimulating your partner's anus, with fingers and tongue before penetration; licking and teasing the anus in anticipation of penetrating; the act of penetrating the anus as part of foreplay. The act of finger or tongue fucking the anus.
She never expected me to poach the tradesman's entrance but she's glad I did: she like's to know I'll be poaching the tradesman's entrance tonight.

Poaching the Rhino 

To whack ones self. To bust one out, to sexually satisify ones self.
While at home, jack's Dad walked in on him Poaching the Rhino. Embarrassed he said to his father "what you never did it?"

The Lincolnshire Poacher 

A shortwave number station where this donny reads out numbers to British Spy’s.
Bloody ‘ell we need to listen to the Lincolnshire Poacher.

Poach the whiz house 

To stop for a fly by piss at any random convenience store or fast food chain without making a purchase
While traveling my sales territory I frequently poach the whiz house