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The Fitness Gram™ Pacer Test 

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start.
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The Kings vs Grammar Ref

Clearly blind running round the field with a blindfold
The kings vs grammar ref was so fucking blind

Grampy the Mammoth

A very rare mammoth found in the very anticipated game named 'The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim' made by video game developers Bethesda.

In order to find this very rare character, you must do this by order: go to Windhelm then head south, then just past Kingsgrove there will be a small section with a pond--after you turn left which then you'll be encountered by a crazy tree named the Mammoth Elder Tree. That tree, by the way, is where the Grampy the Mammoth eats and makes a Kudacohiscouscis bow (otherwise known as the Kuda bow), the strongest and most rarest bow in the game as of date.

You will then be confronted with Grampy the Mammoth and keep in mind, this is a random event, so it may only work half of the time. If found, he will shit out the Kuda bow and then you can either kill him to start the Angel quest, which will lead to the Angel transformation, or let Grampy live so you may possibly find another-- which sells very high in stores.
-Hey dude, I found the best bow ever! The Daedric Bow! It's SOOO strong!
-Nah man, you NEED to find Grampy the Mammoth for the most MLG bow in the game, the Kuda bow!
Grampy the Mammoth by TheRondny101 November 22, 2011

2020 Grammy Album Of The Year 

And the 2020 Grammy Album Of The Year goes to folklore by Taylor Swift

Gramest man in the world 

Simiar to the phrase 'Ah Graham' this is a meaning used to describe the most pathetic person you know.
You know that guy that sucks? He is the gramest man in the world

Grammy in the Club 

Verb; The act of covering a sensor toilet's sensor with a piece of toilet paper and pooping in the toilet so that the toilet will not flush and everyone can see your masterpiece.
Guy one: Oh man, did you see his dump that thing deserves an Oscar?
Guy Two: Yeah thank goodness he made it a Grammy in the Club, that way we could all see it.
Grammy in the Club by joesef black October 20, 2009