tadpole roulette 

20 women sit around in a circle and a man stands in the middle and spins around naked and ready for action and where ever he stops the woman has to give him a blowjob till he shoots his load.

Fanny was the winner of tadpole roulette as she got a right mouthful of sperm

tadpole roulette by urban skidmarks July 14, 2016

tadpole's catchphrase 

Every tadpole we have seen says the word beans a lot, we dont know why but its beans

Guy 1: man, why does this tadpole say beans?
Guy 2: its tadpole's catchphrase.
Guy 1: what?

tadpole's catchphrase by BloxxerBoi February 28, 2021

tadpole petting zoo 

A female that has sex of the cream pie variety with such frequency that her vagina becomes akin to that of a petting zoo for the males sperm which are shaped like tadpoles hence the phrase; tadpole petting zoo

If you're looking for GF material, Emily ain't it bro. She was cool to hang w but it was like a listening to a tadpole petting zoo hearing about all the stories of different guys she smashed out raw.

tadpole petting zoo by Seattle ass pirate August 6, 2022

squished tadpole

When a drunk old man takes his schlong out and rams it into a window while yelling out the phrase "Squished tadpole! Squished Tadpole!" Often done while over consuming cheap and hard alcohol.

I was relaxing in my car the other day and I looked over and seen Gaylords squished Tadpole.

squished tadpole by Hcaz Sakraf November 29, 2006

Minnesota tadpole 

When your dick shrivels up due to cold weather

It was so cold that my dick shriveled into a Minnesota tadpole

Minnesota tadpole by Slim jimmy 69 May 6, 2016

smoking tadpole 

The result of a broken condom.

I will be paying for this smoking tadpole for the next 18 years!

smoking tadpole by TIMF2004 October 3, 2016

The Tadpole 

When your having intercourse using a condom. Right when you are about to finish you pull half way out of the condom. So that when you finish the condom is still left in the women. Not realizing it when she gets up to pee the condom is still hanging from her like a tadpoles tail.

While having sex with a condom on pull your dick half way out. After you cum the condom is still left in her. When she gets up to go pee she wont know that it's hanging between her legs like a The Tadpole tail. When she pees it fall off like a tadpoles tail.

The Tadpole by Spyder2k99 March 22, 2009