slurpee 

A person who cannot accept the conjectures of others and relies on opinion and faulty information to form an argument.

"Can you believe how much of a slurpee Sarah was being the other night at True Love?"
"Yeah, her arguments were rather unfounded and weak"

slurpee by ka-freaking-blamo October 16, 2008

Slurpee 

Derogatory term for Hindu people, especially individuals from India or Nepal.

I can't understand a word these filthy little slurpees are saying.
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Slurpee by abunker1968 November 29, 2015

slurpee 

eating out a pussy that was just came in.

dude i was eating her out and she gave me a slurpee.

slurpee by asdfasfijsafg June 8, 2019

Slurpee 

Something you buy at circle K

I went to 7 Eleven and bought a Slurpee

Slurpee by Yeetis to the feetis June 25, 2019

Slurpee 

Nickname given to the greatest headcoach this world will ever see the goddamn goat himself

Slurpee is such a fuckin goat

Slurpee by Slurpee’sdad September 25, 2019

Slurpee 

Some chav

You're a slurpee

Slurpee by NOT CatCat March 27, 2020

Slurpee 

A drink that is semi frozen

Yummy slurpee

Slurpee by andioop123 July 18, 2020