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Silicon Mistress 

A personal computer for the geekily infatuated person. It serves as a source of companionship and interaction. This can include anything the computer or Internet has to offer, including games, chatting, porn, etc.
Mike loved his new Silicon Mistress. It was the best laptop he'd ever owned.
Silicon Mistress by NCGeekyPants February 28, 2011

Silicon Valley Splif 

When you hit a juul or e-cigarette while simultaneously hitting a weed pen .
I was on cloud 9 after I hit that Silicon Valley splif at the party last night!

Silicon Valley Hot Pocket 

The act of pooping into an unsuspecting victim's laptop, closing it, and leaving it for them to discover later.

See "Hot Pocket" (Sam F, 2005)
Be careful of that long haired geek squad guy, he's known to leave the old silicon valley hot pocket.

Silicon Valley sober

Wanna go do a line?

Fuck no, I’m Silicon Valley sober.

silicon valley 

An area with at least 2 women with huge fake breasts
Little Joe: Hey dad, can we go to silicon valley this afternoon?

Dad: No kid, not again. We've visited grandma and aunt Sally already twice this week!
silicon valley by woobledoo1978 February 11, 2005

silicon heaven

It also has to do with being stuck opposite Bridgette Nielson in a packed lift.
Is it tight in here, Bridgette Nielson, or is it just your blouse? (Ah, I'm in silicon heaven!)
silicon heaven by billyfab2 September 25, 2009