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Strolling Roadblock

The walking equivalent of a rolling roadblock, caused by a large group of slow moving pedestrians that you can't get around. Usually only overcome by waiting for a suitable overtaking opportunity then putting on a burst of speed.
Guy: Sorry I'm late, I got stuck behind a strolling roadblock when these idiots decided to walk 5 across down the footpath.
Strolling Roadblock by Gruebenfunk October 10, 2010
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Mexican Roadblock 

A group of mexicans who walk very slow and yell out loud in spanish. Usually a group of female foreign exchange students.
These foreign exchange students are making a mexican roadblock!
Mexican Roadblock by poop12398884 December 3, 2009

roadblock 

fat girl and her boyfriend walking on the side of the road
Wow, look at that roadblock
That roadblock is so nasty
roadblock by BrookBenton June 14, 2009

Mexican-Roadblock 

When after having sex with a mexican, you're feeling so patriotic you get up and build a wall between the two of you.
I finally got in with that latina chick at the bar last night. I was so in love with America afterwards that I built a wall to keep out foreigners.

Dude, you built a Mexican-Roadblock.

roadblock 

A fat person who gets in your way and is so fat that you can't get around him/her.
1. Damn it! That Kevin's 340-pound body is obstructing my path in the junk food aisle, I can't even squeeze past that fatass roadblock without abandoning my shopping cart!

2. One of my store managers, Johnathan, was trying to get into the receiving part of the store and he tried to push past the carts, dollies, and pallet jacks that were in his way, complaining, "Man it's like a ROADBLOCK here!!!"
roadblock by al833zy October 9, 2011

roadsblocked 

this is when you block more than one road at a time and block oncoming traffic from passing
i just roadsblocked 2 highways over there

whats your roadsblocked streak?
roadsblocked by i am how December 9, 2024

roadblocks 

guy 1: hey lets play roadblocks
guy 2: what is roadblocks
guy 1: dont u know it is one of most popular game in the world?
guy 2: u mean roblox?
guy 1: oh
roadblocks by laptopsniffer83 January 29, 2023