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ass pirate 

My day has been plundered by an ass pirate
ass pirate by dick lane April 25, 2003

dirty ass pirate hooker

so listen, its basically a grime who likes to grime out all her friends and likes index fingers in her butt while she grimes her loser blink 182 wanna be hebrew boyfriend. pirate hookers typically have big ass mouths that are used primarily for the perfection of the art of fellatio, this is a high priority of the "daph". They also have massive booties, like pirates, but are also endowed with massive titties, not like pirates. In essence, they are grimes, with the addition of the hitherto information, as well as reminding you strangely of your mother, minus the love of fellatio.
That girl leslie, she is just a dirty ass pirate hooker, my finger was stuck in her butt for three hours and she wouldn't stop giving me dome, i'm so waterlogged i needed to blowdry my prick.

Ass pirate 

A guy who goes after another guy’s girlfriend, wife, etc... Tries to steal someone else’s booty, usually at the time when the couple is in a fight.
After Jack & Michelle had a huge argument, Charlie called Michelle to "console" her, one thing led to another and now Charlie & Michelle are sleeping together... Charlie is an Ass Pirate.
Ass pirate by LivingLarge November 24, 2011

ass pirate 

A gay, male navy sailor.
"Dude, be careful of using gay slurs around Petty Officer Jones. We heard that he is an ass pirate"
ass pirate by Fatt Scott April 4, 2012