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nocturnal poser 

Someone who believe he/she can stay up the latest at night or often is only awake at night and sleeps in the day. However, his/hers belief is flawed because in reality he/she isn't staying up late at all.
Kai: "I stayed up until 9:00pm last night! I'm sooo nocturnal!"

Peter: "dude...9:00pm isn't late at all, you are such a nocturnal poser."

nocturnal slut 

One who stays up all night, usually on the computer. They enjoy talking to people on their buddy list in a very sexual way. They often crack jokes about transexuals, prostitutes, sex, rape and other related topics.
That girl is a nocturnal slut. She's online until 6 a.m every morning trying to seduce everyone on her buddy list.
nocturnal slut by Justin Reed August 25, 2006

Nocturnal Enticement Specialist 

occupational title referring to (licensed *LPIN) sexually oriented business professionals that derive monies and/or compensation in exchange for erotic services, sexually arousing, enticing, exciting and/or stimulating another
Gentleman approached me in a bar, offered me a drink and introduced himself. He stated his name and that he was an attorney then inquired as to my profession. I chuckled aloud and informed him that we had a lot in common, that I was a Nocturnal Enticement Specialist and it appeared that we both screwed people for money.

Nocturnal Rainbows 

Blue and red lights from a police car that are easiest seen an night.
It’s time to get out of here, I see nothing here except the nocturnal rainbows from the 5 0!

nocturnal emmission 

A nocurnal emmission is a wet dream.
I jack off so much, I hardly ever have a nocturnal emmission anymore!

Nocturnal ass bitch

your a bitch who sleep all day and shit and is awake all night being a dumb whore and a crackhead
Sadie : girl where the fuck you’ve been

Sophie : girl I’m a nocturnal ass bitch