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Are you mopping up the soup I'm spilling? 

A question raised by someone who is asking if a significant other understands what they are saying- similar to "You picking up what I'm putting down?"
Bobby: "And that is why Ana rejected you. Are you mopping up the soup I'm spilling?"

Adam: "Yah, I think so."

Dry mopping

The art of ejaculating on a mate and essentially “mopping” it up with your testicles
She was so kinky, so I finished her off by dry mopping her.

Hand-mopping 

v. When a proficient piano player is able to hit several groups of notes at different ends of the piano, sometimes in a sweeping motion, at a very fast pace (during an Allegro piece).
"Yeah she's a really good piano player".
"OH YEAH do you remember in the last performance she was absolutely hand-mopping those keys!"
Hand-mopping by _masterdefine_ February 16, 2022

Wop Mopping 

WOP = Without official papers
MOP = Modifying official papers

When an Italian forges documents in order to obtain credit or a loan.
Sal couldn’t get approved for a mortgage but a little bit of wop mopping his NOA and bank statements changed all that.
Wop Mopping by Jeromeleggings June 14, 2022

Oral Mopping 

Cleaning something with your tongue. Usually used in a sexual context. It is named this way due to the way the tongue moves being similar to how a mop moves when used for cleaning floors.
I decided that I would use oral mopping instead of cleaning the toilets normally.
Oral Mopping by Shugunou February 16, 2023

back alley mopping 

When you get hit by a car and take the driver behind the smoke shop to eat her ass instead of calling the cops.
Linda hit me at 7Eleven so I took her behind the smoke shop and gave her a back alley mopping while she yelled "Oh, Asia!"
back alley mopping by Cum Cracker February 16, 2023