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Neffed the Meeting 

To join a meeting under the guise of one topic, only to direct the discussion to a more entertaining (or often business-centric) conversation.
We met to discuss the audit, but he neffed the meeting and all we talked about was Monty Python
Neffed the Meeting by Genevieve Magoo September 23, 2010
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mothers' meeting 

Pointless natter about nothing in particular
Nothing got done as the sales department were having a mothers' meeting
mothers' meeting by Rob Sedgwick January 14, 2009

Meeting up for kisses 

Usually occurs a considerable distance away from your spouse,in a hotel, with another man's dick.

When meeting up for kisses it is imperative to touch the penis and play with it a bit.
It's not cheating,it's "meeting up for kisses."

knife in the middle of the back meeting

A meeting that takes place between co workers in order to fuck over another co worker. Can also be a meeting between so called friends in order to fuck over one of their buddies.
Hey man we need to see you tonight after work. We are having a knife in the middle of the back meeting. Yeah I know we have to hang Tom out to dry for that bullshit he pulled last week. He thinks he fucked us over but we are going to get him in the end.

safety meeting 

Code for smoking weed. People in authoritative positions usually never know what this means. Also, watch the video "Get Safe" on myspace video. You'll get the idea.
Person 1: "Dude, we should go get one of those bread bowls from domino's."
Person 2: "Yeah, but lets have a safety meeting first."
Person 1: "Ohhh for sure!"
safety meeting by katieiscool? August 26, 2009
Similar to woofing, where you keep your hair in a protective style for prolonged periods of time and apply castor oil daily to the strained hair to promote rapid hair growth, for men usually
I’m keeping my hair in two strand twists, why you say? G it’s meeking season I need to grow my hair
Meeking by anonymous October 7, 2020