cold marinara 

This is the term used for someone or something that has no use or purpose and is altogether sickening. This term can also be used to describe someone who is overly dramatic.

Anna- Locking me in the basement is crude, rude, and disrespectful!

Jordan- Please, Anna. You are nothing but cold marinara sauce.

cold marinara by khaki joe July 8, 2009

Balls Marinara 

extermely sweaty and smelly testicles esp. after a long hot day of work

I hate that I have to wear these heavy pants to work all the time, I get the worst case of balls marinara!

Balls Marinara by Maverick33 September 22, 2011

Man Chowder Marinara 

Ejaculating inside a woman during a heavy flow.

Dave: Happy Anniversary, care for some Man Chowder Marinara?
Dave’s wife: No, you’re fucking gross. Also, that’s not a phrase people use.
**Dave goes on UrbanDictionary.com**
Dave (to self): we’ll see about that bitch.
**Dave jerks off in guest bathroom**

Man Chowder Marinara by Darve May 12, 2021

Bread Stick and Marinara Sauce

Basically its period sex. Cos the dick is the breadstick and the marinara sauce is the blood and also cos some vaginas have a fishy scent hence the marinara

Ye I had some Bread Stick and Marinara Sauce last night and I ain’t talking about food here ;)

Bread Stick and Marinara Sauce by DaTigz December 3, 2022

Extra marinara 

When a man has his penis and testicles both covered in a woman’s period blood

I’m gonna have my sausage with extra marinara

Extra marinara by Dogsoup March 6, 2020

Buttsex Marinara 

When two sexual partners are acting in anal sex when upon ejaculation of the "pitcher" the "catcher" has explosive diarrhea and the semen and diarrhea are mixed making a lighter color resembling a steak marinara.

Those gay kids created a nice batch of Buttsex Marinara with their intercourse last night.

Buttsex Marinara by Dave the Nave January 11, 2010

Meatball Marinara

Bloody and/or chunky jizz.

I had the nastiest meatball marinara last night.

Meatball Marinara by Asher & Zane November 1, 2014