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no sleeve magician 

something easy to see coming, or someone whose excuses really don't work anymore.
todd:crackhead jim wants some cash for "his child support"
matt:what a no sleeve magician
no sleeve magician by bloodanarchist February 28, 2010

magician 

(n.) Someone who practices in the art of illusion and magic to entertain others.

Often believed to also hold special abilities and manipulations through incantations, spells, etc.
Kid 1: My mom hired a magician for my birthday!
Kid 2: Ooh, that should be fun.
magician by Shifty Eyed Goat July 25, 2004

magician 

After giving anal sex to a woman, spit salivia on her back and when she turns around blow your load in her face.
Dude, I just gave this girl a magician. It was great.
magician by Bryce Rennell December 23, 2003

magicians hanky 

Term Used For Releasing a Never Ending Shit. Much Like The Magicians Hankey When Pulled Out Of His Sleeve
Oh Dear, Sorry i was so long in there....magicians hanky! I was on the beer all night!
magicians hanky by Johno January 15, 2004

maths magician 

someone very dedicated to the stimulating world of maths.
someone who searches up equations in their spare time on the internet.
jack is such a maths magician

that maths magician just did my homework in his head
maths magician by slickrickthefirst February 21, 2006

Magician 

noun; A master of manipulation. A Magician can control anyone and everyone he wants to by merely speaking to them. He knows how to read a persons' emotions by looking into their eys... once this is done, he can evaluate what has been read and determine the best way to interact with that person to get what he wants. What he wants is rarely sex, though it would be easily in his ability to obtain that. The Magician considers himself an enigmatic figure, and is devoted to studying human emotion ( i.e what causes emotion in people, and what effect it can have on them.).

This means that the Magician is adept at handling multiple partner relationships, and can usually keep said relationships going for long periods of time.
Guy 1: Dude! That guy's got.. what.. 8 different girls?
Guy 2: Yeah man! And he's kept 'em going for l7 months!
Guy 1: Shit! And none of them know ANYTHING about the others?!
Guy 2: Nah, bro. This dude is a fucking MAGICIAN.
Magician by The Magician September 10, 2008