Kompa-itus 

Kompa-itus, pronounced "cohm-PA-ih-tus." The word is a portmanteau of Kompa and Tinnitus.

They are those Haitian Kompa and Beat songs that are stuck in your head by playing themselves there over. And over. And over.

Someone infected with Kompa-itus may find themselves humming and whistling to the song and can end up dancing to tune that's playing inside their heads.

It usually happens after a heavy night of dancing partying or after hearing a Haitian DJ plays them over the air on Haitian Community radio, even streaming them on Youtube, Spotify and Souncloud can do it to you.

The term "Kompa-Itus" was originally coined by RENÉ Guemps in 2019.

Yo Theodore!
"I think I got a bad case of Kompa-itus, do you know how to get them out?"

"Ah man, I heard that the only cure for that is to go back and listen to all the songs you keep hearing in your head all over again or else they'll never leave"

Kompa-itus by Negre Marron Records January 23, 2019

Woodious-Itus 

When one has such a strong obsession for Will Wood, that said person becomes almost identical to Woodius

Jack, you’re suffering from Woodious-Itus

Woodious-Itus by mad_max.0 July 8, 2021

Benji-itus 

The state of missing benji.

I have Benji-itus, oh I feel oh so terrible.

Benji-itus by Sharpie Permanent Marker March 4, 2022

Balless’itus

Also known on the streets as “George Syndrome” this tragic-yet-comedic medical marvel strikes when a man’s balls — sensing danger, drama, or a hint of emotional responsibility — shoot up into his torso faster than a stripper hiding her tips during a raid.

Common Symptoms Include:
• Sudden squeaky voice.
• Crossed legs tighter than a nun’s diary.
• Nervous laughter when someone mentions “commitment” or “child support.”
• A mysterious urge to say “bro” every third word to compensate.

Known Triggers:
• A woman saying “we need to talk.”
• Temperatures below 70°F.
• Any sentence beginning with “so what are we?”
• The phrase “gender reveal.”

Cure: None officially recognized by the FDA, but bar scientists suggest:
• Three shots of Tito’s,
• A reminder of your fantasy football win,
• Or a trip to the strip club for “therapeutic re-descent.”

“Mate, when she asked if he wanted kids, his nuts pulled a Houdini — full-blown Balless’itus. Poor bastard’s singing soprano now.”

Balless’itus by Double Dozer October 29, 2025

Fat Bastard-itus 

(Noun) A person who is very obese.

The persons’ name is usually Darren, Jamie and Steven.

“You have Fat bastard-itus!”

Fat Bastard-itus by Tway Ubabqwe February 22, 2020

Dumb bitch-itus 

Mary jane newby

Mj falls for stupid guys who only want to play games and then ghost her, but it's not her fault cause she has dumb bitch-itus.

Dumb bitch-itus by Scarlett Love September 27, 2020

Cocky-Fish Itus 

When a male has neglected throughly cleaning his penis for a good couple or three weeks leaving a fishy stench around the head of the chode. Though not a recognised medical condition , yet, many suffer from the disease. Tang is reminiscent of but is not limited to the following fishes; Cod, Haddock, Mackerel, Tuna, Salmon, Sardine, trout, red mullet etc. Common amongst both lazy people and top swordsmen in middle England, Scotland, N Ireland and Wales.

"Listen kid, I was sat stroking my schlong in the living room last night and man my cocky-fish Itus was playing up something nasty. My nan walked in and asked if someone had been cooking fish!"

Cocky-Fish Itus by Mr R. ZOLE July 6, 2021