What did I just say 

Used when someone does the exact opposite of what you just told them not to do. Often used in alarm when someone does something irrational and doesn't think about their action until afterwords.

Tom says : Wait for the water to start boiling then put the Pasta in
Timothy puts the pasta immediately into the pot without waiting
Tom looks at Timothy blankly and says : What did I just say?! I said to wait.

What did I just say by Varrick86 June 4, 2019

Say I won't 

Verbally challenging back to your friends to give you added courage to do something that may be stupid or out of the norm.

Jim - "Man, you are not going to ask that fatty to dance are you?"

Bob - "Say I won't!"

Say I won't by James Dorsey July 12, 2007

I'll say sorry, but I'm not taking off my glasses ...

The mature way for a teenager to apologize on Australian Television for throwing a party that resulted in damage to law enforcement vehicles. Is the perfect comeback for when a bitchy anchorwoman tells you to take off your glasses and apologize.

Anchorwoman: Why don't you take off your glasses and apologize like an adult?
Teenager: I'll say sorry, but I'm not taking off my glasses ...

I'll say sorry, but I'm not taking off my glasses ... by J. Avery Esq. February 23, 2008

i didnt say she stole my money 

This sentence is funny because it takes on a new meaning with every word you emphisize
See below

I didnt say she stole my money
i DIDNT say she stole my money
i didnt SAY she stole my money
i didnt say SHE stole my money
i didnt say she STOLE my money
i didnt say she stole MY money
i didnt say she stole my MONEY

i didnt say she stole my money by JerryNotDemon December 30, 2016

I dare say 

Newfoundlanders use this as a response to gossip, news, information. Also means the same as "oh really?", "No way!", "you got to be kidding me" etc.

Also used in forming a sentence involving a question or wondering.

1.Lucy: I think Sue is having a party tomorrow night.
Meg: I dare say?

2.Chuck: I dare say I will be going to Sue's party.
Bill: I dare say? I will see ya there then.

I dare say by The Gewfie Newfie January 20, 2011

Let's just say I wasn't mad about it 

This is a statement made to indicate a situation a person doesn't want to just come out and say they enjoyed.

Something unexpected or unusual that the person in question wants to share with the group and when questioned on it; rather than give a straight answer, they say "well let's just say i wasn't mad about it".

Jeff: So last night maren came over and wanted to all of the sudden hook up so we made out for a while and she went home.

Beck: so how was it, that was a nice little nugget for the night?

Jeff: Let's just say I wasn't mad about it

Let's just say I wasn't mad about it by Randoni April 6, 2009

There's nothing else I can say

Literally speaking, you have nothing else to say and don't know.
Can be used to exit/end a conversation, justify a break-up/cheat-on, and as an excuse for not wanting to think.
This phrase has an angry/indifferent/anxious undertone.

This phrase can also be followed by ", eh eh." often referenced by Monsters from "Eh Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say)" by Lady GaGa.

1. A: "I can't believe you fucking slept with him last night, you promised you'd never cheat on me..."
B: "I was so wasted last night, I'm sorry..."
A: "There's nothing else I can say."

2. A: "Did you seriously max-out my credit card...?"
B: "It was an accident... there's nothing else I can say..."

There's nothing else I can say by penguwin December 11, 2011