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honky tonk blues 

when someone is so strung out on methamphetamine and horny but can't get a hard-on
I had a bad case of the honky tonk blues last night!
honky tonk blues by kahoutek July 2, 2009

Hutcheon Honky Tonk 

Little known Country and Western song from Texas C&W legend Randy Hutcheon. Recorded in July 1987, originally only 500 copies of the song were pressed, but it went on to have some success with a European audience so was later re-released in Germany in 1989. The song was thought to have been written about Randy's first wife Brooke-Jane Brooks, after she had an affair with Randy's older brother Rowdy Hutcheon, though this is unconfirmed by the artist. Randy went on to become the pioneer behind combining Country and Western music with traditional Slovenian folk dancing and can still be found playing to packed audiences throughout Slovenia, Slovakia and Romania. Randy is set to return to north America next year with a stadium tour showcasing his unique sound and is hotly tipped to play at half time of the 2011 Super Bowl.
Man, I love that unique Randy Hutcheon sound
The Hutcheon Honky Tonk is a great way to get the party started
Hutcheon Honky Tonk by A C&W Fan December 4, 2010

the honky tonk 

do girl from behind at top of stairs or balcony. Upon finishing your business have her turn her head to look at you. Pick up acoustic guitar and smack her in the head with it. (DUUUM) Watch her fall down stairs or off balcony.
the honky tonk by Jagger July 29, 2003

all fucking honky tonk man 

To attack with a guitar.
Singer: "If you people at the bar don''t shut up, I will go all fucking honky tonk man on your ass!"

Honky Tonky 

A bar where predominantly white people hang out and drink. Usually a Beer Joint or Pub and not a upscale bar.
Look at all the Crackers pickup trucks in the parking lot of The Honky Tonky!
Honky Tonky by downnola June 17, 2010

Honky Tonkin' 

It's what you do on weekends in Nashville for the classic & ultimate Nashville experience. Get rowdy in every country bar on Broadway, pick your favorite and close it down. Some choices consist of Robert's-for the Brazilbilly sound, Tootsie's-classic & modern country with a touch of southern rock, The Stage & Legends.
I've got some friends in from Chicago, I was thinking of taking them honky tonkin'.
Honky Tonkin' by Ana Marie & Tici January 28, 2009