Harvard 

The Ohio State University of the East.

Why pay 160 grand when you can go to public school for much cheaper then have money for grad school?

Harvard by ThatsBriskBaby June 13, 2005

harvard 

The Berkeley of the East.

Tyrone: Yo son, I'm going to Harvard.
Jamal: I knew you couldn't cut it at Berkeley.

harvard by Jamal Clifford September 27, 2005

harvard 

Another PC name for that elitist school "hardvard" where that kid with a jew fro who owns facebook went to. Made famous by The Social Network (no one wanted to go/ had ever heard of Hardvard before that). Wishes it were in boston..and goes to friggin MIT, nerd-central, for all its parties.

-Hey kid, have u ever heard of Harvard?
-oh, dou you mean HARDVARD...yea, i watched the social network...they're all DICKS there.

see: penis, dicks

harvard by lol smiley face(: December 4, 2010

harvard 

The Duke University of the North.

"Hey, whatever happened to the second smartest kid in our graduating class?"
"He ended up attending Harvard."

harvard by shanetaylorwilson October 19, 2016

Harvard 

Lil tays house

Aka place for little bastards

This lil tay and I’m richer than all of y’all broke ass niggas I’m so fucking rich I bout myself a whole school y’all ain’t doing things like lil tay I bought Harvard my school bicth y’all go make some money ni🅱️🅱️a

Harvard by YourUncleMax June 15, 2018

Harvard 

The Rice University of the North

I got denied from Rice, so I applied to Harvard. It's the next best thing.

Harvard by Ur mpm March 21, 2021

Harvard 

A Wank

Oh my days I’m horny, might need to wack out a Harvard.

Harvard by BrownieTime January 20, 2022