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flitching 

both partners must swallow a small new potato attached to a piece of string, as both partners climax, they pull the string hanging out of each others mouths, forcing each to puke on the other at the moment of climax. popular with golfers
They writher rythmically achieving orgasm simultaneously. as they came they flitched each other and covered themselves in vomit, they collapsed back into the bunker, satiated
flitching by tony roqq March 13, 2003
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fetching the bear 

When one gay man kneels behind a large hairy gay man(see Bear), and reaches up through the Bear's legs and pulls his penis and testicles back betwixt his legs. With the Bear's pee pee facing backward the kneeling man begins to stroke him to completion. Hence Fetching the Bear.
Guy one: I bet Lou loves fetching the bear.

Guy two: I'm not sure his man's pencil dick will bend that far without snapping.
Guy one: I've seen him!
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fetching a cramp 

Holy FucK! When that moment hits your colon and you have to make it to the bathroom, outhouse, woods or even trashcan.
I ate some spicy food last night and now i'm fetching a cramp!
fetching a cramp by fetchingcramps February 10, 2019

Fetching 

A mean girls reference used as code for stealing
Omg that’s so fetch are we fetching that
Fetching by K12mimz on insta April 27, 2020

Fotching 

Fotching is a sexual practice involving the act of orally sucking semen out of the vagina of one's partner.
"Yo I was fotching that ho real good."
Fotching by the fotch May 27, 2021

finching 

the action of talking about a significant other or loved one. could also be the action of traumadumping unwantedly
i am finching about my boyfriend, spencer reid.
i finched in the groupchat
can i finch about my significant other?
finching by jadeth_ September 28, 2022

finching 

finch•ing
/ˈfïnchiNG/
adverb
1.
a “finch” is a person that wants all of the attention on them at all times and complains when it isn’t. also watches Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007) an unhealthy amount. has an obsession with spencer reid and spencewuah. this is a negative finch, you trauma dump and be annoying as hell.

2.
the action of becoming finch. you talk about your significant other in an intense way. there is a thick line between actually being finch and finching. this is a positive finch because people want to hear. most used.
“CAN YOU FINCH PLEASE.”
“CAN YOU?”
“I’VE BEEN FINCHING SINCE YESTERDAY.”
NO YOU HAVEN’T”
finching by iovelupin September 28, 2022