Fitted-assist 

When lighting a cig, blunt, or doobey inside a fitted hat when it's windy.

Zach: Damn bro its so fucking windy out here.
Jared: Hold on dude I got an idea *flick..flick..flick*
In unison: Ahhh fitted-assist...

Fitted-assist by Zach-Jared June 30, 2011

fitted sheet 

When it's REAL tight!

Kara's body was like a fitted sheet!

fitted sheet by Treytreynoodles March 10, 2017

Doing the John Fetterman 

The act of wearing a heavy top (such as a hoodie or coat) paired with shorts, much like Senator John Fetterman does out of uniform.

Jon: When I was leaving her house, it was colder but I was still wearing shorts. So I threw on a hoodie and started doing the John Fetterman

Doing the John Fetterman by StillSceneIn2023 February 17, 2023

Fitted Hat 

A hat(or cap) with an almost completely flat brim. Popular brands are "New Era" and "59FIFTY". They are not adjustable (hence the fitted) and usually come with gold stickers. The hat loses value if you remove the sticker. Prices range from $20-$50. Popular with gangstas.

Don't you think that fitted hat is G?

Fitted Hat by CoolLarkin December 9, 2008

get fitted 

to get dressed or change clothes

I'm gonna go home, take a shower, and get fitted.

get fitted by HighSocietyEG February 13, 2003

to be fettered 

To be broken up with by someone who you are not dating.

I just got fettered. That's gotta be worse than being broken up with.

to be fettered by GHSwfu May 19, 2005

polo fitted 

to be lame, annoying, or ignorant. it can also be a preppy skank. also see chonch burger.

the Sarahs are very polo fitted when they walk into class.

polo fitted by sarahisgay February 22, 2010