peasant features 

Possessing facial features common among poor rural people, such as receding chins, lazy eyes, low brows, horsey face, etc. Possibly the result of centuries of living in a shallow gene pool.

What do you think about Raylene?" "Are you serious? She has no chin. She totally has peasant features.

peasant features by Jimbo E. November 22, 2011

Features 

Another word for cunt. Can be used on it's own or along with cunt.

Jim shit the fuck up you features.

Nobody likes that kid Paul, he's such a cunt-features.

Features by Pimp-Master J May 15, 2006

Cunt Features 

To be a likened to the female gentials in the facial area

His face was so mishapened, he had some terrible Cunt Features

Shut the fuck up Cunt Features

Cunt Features by Emmanuelle the first January 10, 2008

Features 

derived from Cunt features, a very ugly or stupid person. It is said to describe but most importantly disguise you from a beating.

Man:Look at that features.
Otherman:he has a dirty features face.

man:look at that fucking stupid cunt features i hope that features dies a horrible death.
otherman: you not wrong there i heard he also beats up old people, what a features.

Features by Jimsy June 23, 2006

slut features

yet again another insult

slut features by freak child October 11, 2003

Felturisms 

Used to describe the art of felching again and again with any variation or style.

He/She gave me felturisms all day long.

Felturisms by Tony , Anna September 21, 2006

very special features

When you take your dick, put it in a DVD, and fap with it.

Jared: Hey man have you seen my Alien VS. Predator DVD?
Aaron: Oh yeah, about that, I used it for my very special features.
Jared: Goddammit!

very special features by Agent_D13 April 15, 2014