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Farmville Pants 

When out shopping with friends you happen to notice a pair of farmville pants. Anything that represents a farmer, redneck, or just so happens to look like something a farmville addict might wear while plowing their fields and spending time wasting their lifes away.
Sue - "Hey look a pair of farmville pants!"
Molly - "You think i would look hot wearing those while plowing the fields?"
Sue - "Are you serious"

FarmVille Crack 

A term referring to the state of being enslaved to the practice of visiting and playing farmville day and night unit it becomes a psychologically or physically habit such as the use of narcotics.
Jim: Have you seen Bob lately?

Melinda: No, but I'm worried about him. He spend too much time on the computer.

Jim: What does he do?

Melinda: He plays FarmVille all of the time. It's like he's on FarmVille Crack or something.
FarmVille Crack by ChrisDoc2 January 29, 2010

Farmville Zombie 

An extremely additcted farmville player who sends game requests but no longer is part of the facebook world. Usually will only speak of facebook sim-games and has an inability to make needed effort socially.
Friend 1: All I ever hear is farmville from him! What is it?
Friend 2: No! Don't try it. You'll end up so addicted that you'll be a farmville zombie!!
Friend 1: So thats why he never talks to us. :(

farmville friend 

1. A friend who you have nothing in common with except for games like farmville, cafe world, or mafia wars.

2. A person who adds you as a friend via facebook only for the sole purpose of increasing the number of neighbors in his/her farmville, or members for mafia wars.
1.
Joe: hey, have I ever met you someplace, you look familiar.
Mark: no, I needed more neighbors for my farmville so I requested you.

2.
Greg: whose Mark?
Joe: no one special. Just a farmville friend. I'm going to delete him since I'm tired of playing farmville.

Farmville Jew 

Someone who always begs for gifts and for their crops to be fertilized. Can be shortened to FarmJew.
Davina: You seen Joes fb post? She wants a tree this time.
Conrad: Yeah, what a farmville jew!
Farmville Jew by shaunthesheep November 25, 2009

farmville tan 

The pasty white complexion achieved by sitting in front of the computer all day playing a farming simulation or similar games on social networking sites. This is not to be confused with a farmer's tan which is acquired from actually working in the sun.
The doctor was concerned that her pasty-white complexion was related to anemia, but it was later discovered that she simply was addicted to farmville and had a farmville tan.
farmville tan by Mojimo June 19, 2010