Erwin Smith

A classically handsome man with stamina, courage, passion, and known to have the largest possible form of the male genitalia. He is also typically a bisexual king.

Oh wow. Look at Erwin Smith. I just know he has the biggest pp.

Erwin Smith by Moon godess April 10, 2022

erwin time 

When an individual, usually college age politely requests for his/her roommate to leave the room for an hour so that he/she may masturbate without worrying about being walked in on, thereby enjoying the privacy and peace of mind needed for a good masturbation session.

Dude, it was like 4 in the afternoon and I was doing my work when my roommate barged in and told me to leave the room because he needed his erwin time.

The first time he had erwin time in a month, Derek squirted such a big load that he ended up needing to clean his keyboard and his whole desk area

She hadn't been with a guy in like three months so she decided to go erwin time on her roommate

erwin time by Seed of Vulcan September 19, 2009

Erwin Chen 

The most attractive, tall, funny, smart, talented, good at anything type of person. He was born with god’s power and is the epitome of human evolution. One shall not question Erwin Chen, he is god himself. Everyone is below him and not one of you plebeians can come even remotely close to his superiority. If you encounter a Erwin Chen keep him close. He has powers beyond the average human as he has ascended human realm and the limitations a human body has.

Wow I want to be Erwin Chen

Erwin Chen by sharon sun woo han May 22, 2022

Erwin Wajer

Erwin Wajer is the one who has never been out there before. He is the infinite legend who never dies. Once you have seen him, even if it is less than a second. Once it looks like he is dying in your mind, he WILL come back, sooner or later. You will always stay in your mind.... and that doesn't have to be a good thing. Erwin Wajer will tell you the future but also the past. Once you find out Erwin Wajer is in your mind, he will manipulate you in getting tea. And, as you all know... When you are getting tea, you dissappear out of reality and go back in time, or to the future. Look at how long all of your teachers stay away when they are getting tea. So yesyes

Is that Erwin Wajer? 'Yes, he is... I can't say more'

Erwin Wajer by Benjamand January 18, 2023

Erwin Tennessee 

a small hamlet found in the northeast part of tennessee. Is known for the its large population of toothless people. Common clothing is overalls with one strap undone and dangling on the persons back side. Population is known to be inbred with most townsfolk related to each other because of family likeness. Education background reflects that most townsfolks do not get past the sixth grade. Common job is coal miner for male and for females a job as a fast food waitress with daisy duke shorts on at the local eatery. Or attached to the government tit for welfare the rest of their lives Most townsfolk aspire to be brain surgeons or double knot spies like the Beverly Hillbillies.

Let's go to Erwin Tennessee where we can see how real hillbillies live. You'ns wont to go to the bear festival tonight. Howbout we get ourselves oiled up and squeal like pigs tonight. Erwin where time stands still and nobody cares.

Erwin Tennessee by *Starlet the Harlet July 6, 2011

Erwin Tejos

A very smart, sexy, kissable, kind, sweet, yummy, caring, funny, goofy, cool guy i know.

"I want my Erwin Tejos now!"

Erwin Tejos by Emely May 3, 2005

Erwin Simp 

You have a strong feeling towards erwin, you want to feel his huge milkers and want him to aggressively squeeze your thighs. You want this man to fall in love with you. Ps. you read erwin fanfics.

..FrogLover on tiktok appears to be a Erwin Simp.

Erwin Simp by Flochlover August 9, 2021