Durfing

The act of masturbating while in a headstand position against a wall. The art is in the ability to gracefully avoid semen at time of ejaculation. Common sport in Oregon.

Austin Little is an olympic-level competitor in durfing.

by Oz416 September 20, 2009

durfing

V. The act of combining the activity of taking a dump and surfing the internet simutaneously, most commonly by using a wireless connection.

dude i poped a huge bloodwood while durfing the nizzet

by tron July 29, 2004

Daffing

A word based on the acronym D.A.F., meaning Down as Fuck. A term commonly used to accept invitation to a social event or gathering, such as a party, mobbing, shindig, etc. Basically the same as saying "I'm down", though much cooler and eccentric.

Karl: Yo Gary, you down to go to that mobbing party at the Shindigersons tonight?

Gary: Heck ya, man. I'm daffing.

Karl: Cool, dude. I'm glad you accepted my invitation to this social gathering at the Shindigersons.

by Euphoric Maniac October 2, 2010

Durfing

The act of being very hungover. You wake up and know that you need water but you feel that if you drink any you will get the hot spits. Durfing often leads to becoming hungry towards the end of the durf day. When you order food, you cant actually eat it because you will vomit. If you get very drunk the night before the durf, it is not terribly uncommon to have a 2 day durf.

OMG dude i am durfing so hard today... I should not have had that second half gallon last night. How is your durf?

by bentl1jb January 9, 2011

durfing

Simply put: surfing in a ditch. Usually (unless you live somewhere extremely steep) involves a tow-vehicle. And bailing and getting muddy. Often preceded by the ingestion of copious quantities of alcohol by the towee (not the tower of course)

The rippy started the day by durfing in the neighbour's ditch.

by scaresothers May 1, 2012

duefing

To masturbate. Derives from Duefo, underground campus network with plenty of porn.

I love duefing to Jenna Jameson.

by babyjustbelimber September 23, 2003

Duffin

Another word for fapping. Regional term used mostly in the south aka Augusta GA. Best used when you wanna speak nasty yet discreetly.

*while in Applebee’s surrounded by children and old people* “Girl when I got home last night my bf was duffin up a storm”

“Drew was duffin hard to that bukkake video”

by Bukkakeeeee February 7, 2019