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Ph.Doomed 

The status achieved by someone who, having received a Ph.D., discovers to his or her lasting chagrin that it would seem to be an item of doubtful utility.
Andrea's friends--having prudently earned their MDs, MBAs, JDs, and other preprofessional degrees years before--were all now comfortably settled into lucrative careers; whilst Andrea, having toiled through the Bataan Death March-like process of getting her doctorate, now concluded, in the end, that she was merely Ph.Doomed.
Ph.Doomed by Andrew Roedell January 10, 2007
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Dooted Dooted Up dooters doored dooced dooked dooped doomed doofed doomed yaoi
Dude hooters. Otherwise known as man titties or bitch tits.
"Hey guys, check these out!"
"No, man! Put your dooters away! You're making us throw up!"
dooters by Steve Kane September 22, 2004

cooter dooter 

A crusty or dirty substance on or around a womans cooter or vagina or vagile region.
Recockulously drunk. FUBAR. Cross-faded. Drunk and high. Drunk and on tons of vicodin. Blacked out. Pretty much any state where you don't think you're gonna make it.
"Dude, I'm so doomed right now - I cant stand up. Jus go without me..."

"hah, Luke was doomed last night! what a mess"
doomed by bTreezy October 25, 2006
1. To be fired from your job from talking about it on your blog. Dooce.com

2. "To have the hit count on one's blog jump from 20 to 6,000 hits per day from a single mention by Dooce." From 12tutufondue.blogspot.com

See also dooce.
1. I was dooced yesterday because some scumbag sent my boss the link to my blog.

2. Dooce linked me in her post and I got Dooced because of it.
dooced by ladymadaysia April 18, 2005
Bruv i'm doosed.

can only really be used when talking about yourself.