Hermit Crabbing 

verb - the act of inhabiting your partners basement bunker(s) with your penis indefinitely until eviction notice is enforced from your landlord.*

*This is not to be confused with soaking

John: Hey Bill! Wanna go see a motion picture?
Bill: I can't, I'm currently hermit crabbing Cindy's basement bunker
John: Still?
Bill: Yeah, she hasn't evicted me yet

Hermit Crabbing by hermitkraber December 8, 2014

Sand Crabbing 

Sidling crab-like whilst simultaneously making a high pitched, "w00p w00p w00p w00p," noise.

"Did you see Zoidberg sand crabbing on Futurama last night?"

"No, I had to slay that dragon-witch didn't I."

"Dragon-witch?"

"It's a dragon with the powers of a witch. Or it was anyway. Now it's just 18 tonnes of value to premium grade dog food."

Sand Crabbing by H.S. Willsy August 27, 2011

Hermit Crabbing 

v. The act of "hermit crabbing" is a uniquely human behavior most commonly found in sleep away sports camps, where , typically after a night of dorm-partying and lame pranks, an athlete(s) proceed the next morning to do as the hermit crabs do: cocoon themselves within a shell of their bedsheets or sleeping bags and sleep through any early morning games that may have been inconveniently scheduled. Cereal hermit crabbers tend to have poor standing with coaches.

Athlete A at 2:00 a.m. : bro I'm boutta be tired as balls tomorrow dude, are you trynna hermit crab with me?

Athletes B: tots my goats brotha, not feeling this 8 a.m. game, screw coach he's a fag anyways

Athlete C: yo man where is Spencer?
Athlete D: the word on the street is he's hermit crabbing
Athlete C: the tricksty trickster strikes again

Hermit Crabbing by The Tricksty Trickster September 3, 2013

Hermit-Crabbing 

Hermit-crabbing the pre-stage to prairie dogging.

"Dude I was showering this morning and my hermit-crabbing almost went full prairie dogging."

Hermit-Crabbing by CornBlake September 18, 2017

Brown Crabbing 

when two people are engaged in sexual intercourse and one squats in a crab like position over the other ones mouth while the person shits in they're mouth, while the catcher splooges on the shitters gooch.

Did you here Alex was Brown Crabbing Jason at the party last friday, i heared Ayrton's mom was pissed but she was releived because she got to paint it afterwards.

Brown Crabbing by pooonthetwobitebrowniepoo May 14, 2008

Indian crabbing 

Very common religious Indian traditional sport which is practiced especially near the shores of the Gange. It consists in inserting crustaceans inside the rectum and making them walk along the walls of the large intestine using special techniques.

"Hey Pajeet, let do some crabbing!"
"No, Rajesh, my butt still hurt from last time."

"Cow God take my crabbing dance offering and spare my children from disease plis."

"Show bobs vegana I show me indian crabbing"

Indian crabbing by Wulfnir88 September 10, 2018

Mud-crabbing 

When a person takes a shit, doesn't clean their arse, and a second person proceeds to snort cocaine out of the unclean butt crack.

I walked in on my partner mud-crabbing a hooker, and was disgusted.
I got pink eye after a vigorous mud-crabbing session.

Mud-crabbing by mudcrabber313 July 15, 2024