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A man who knows no boundaries and is very mysterious. his eyes speak and when he speaks people stop what there doing to listen. most likely he is cooler than you, so don't try to copy him. if you have Thigh Gap he'll be your best friend, but no fupas allowed. Being the actual most interesting man in the world the Dos Equis commercials impersonate his essences.
Connie is the trendsetter for our generation
Connie by the real thing 23 October 15, 2013
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The U.k. version of a Karen a white woman that likes to cause conflict to others they are not necessarily rich or entitled but are very negative (Connie conflict) They normally have a temper and foul mouth will also use the fact that she’s a White woman and claim she is the victim. Certain traits of a Connie:

1, They generally never smile or have a positive thing to say about anything or anyone.

2, They love to know your business and in the throws of an argument will bring up your personal information in public.

3, They will be your troll online or even the catfish or fatfish (should they get caught in person it will always be the victims fault).

4, If you are unfortunate to cohabitate with a Connie she will go out her way to make your life hell.

5, If your having a dispute with someone else a Connie will find a way to inject herself into the situation to potentially inflame the situation even further.

She wouldn’t think twice to call the cops on black people at the drop of a hat in the hope that the cops will respond with force and even kill them.
Connie: I’m calling the cops because you touched my arse

Victim: I wouldn’t go anywhere near you Connie you toxic bitch
Connie by Hot Chocolate69 September 8, 2020
Adj. Lacking in physical and cerebel ability apart from the shoulders built like a truck. General retardation
Generally: a total spastic
She is doing shoulder day again, she constantly shrugs. Such a Connie
Connie by GDFR April 5, 2015
Connie is the first name of your Mathteacher and she is awesome she may get upset at times when you dont understand stuff but other than that shes great just remember to turn in your work on time!
Wow that's the best teacher ever! Connie
Connie by Mya1pinkrules November 6, 2019
Slang word used for condom
u got any connies?
we iz nobbin to birds with one connie
Connie by Fugginhell July 15, 2008
Did you see that bitch she's such a Connie.
Connie by WordDumper February 3, 2015
Connie’s love everything and anything to do with Shrek. She constantly watches and rewatches the films, and is quoting them on a daily basis. She has a shrektastic personality and is super shrexy. If shrek wasn’t with princess fiona he would totally be with Connie 💚
Girl: Omg have you seen Connie?

Guy: Yes, she is soo shrexy
Connie by Shrexyshreklover March 23, 2019