Coastal Kingz 

If you’re in this club you’re probably a back stabber

Coastal kingz Trying to be a big club but can’t keep good people

Coastal Kingz by Coastal Kingz December 5, 2021

Coastal Fire Dept. 

Coastal Fire Dept. are a grungy altrock band from the Vale parish of Guernsey who play their own brand of music often referred to as “Grunge from the Vale”. CFD love the north of the island of Guernsey and love to party.

“Have you see Coastal Fire Dept. yet?” “Nah I’d rather watch Britain’s Got Talent or Antiques Roadshow than Coastal Fire Dept.”

Coastal Fire Dept. by Prince of L’islet May 8, 2022

Coastal Cow 

A Coastal Cow is an animal lover who adores cows! So much that they have cow print everything!

She's such a coastal cow, she has cow print everything!

Coastal Cow by CoastalCow February 28, 2023

Coastal Latino 

A Latino who is born in country/ states by the ocean in Latino America.

I don’t like the heat, I’m a coastal Latino.

Coastal Latino by Vansan June 6, 2024

Coastal Clown 

A derogatory term referring to Coastal Cloud, a Salesforce implementation partner notorious for deceptive practices and scamming its customers. The company rebranded to "Coastal" after industry peers began mockingly calling it "Coastal Clown" due to its reputation for incompetence and fraudulent behavior, particularly targeting vulnerable clients with subpar services.

When the Salesforce project tanked, the CEO realized they'd hired a bunch of Coastal Clowns who thought "cloud" meant stuffing servers with cotton candy.

Coastal Clown by Marc Benioff April 29, 2025

by coastal 

To jump around a lot, keep showing up at different places.

E.g. Never stay in one spot for long.
I.e. Business travelling. Band Touring.

Originally intended for large distances, hence "coast".
But nowadays (with more instant updating and specific geo tagging) not limited to. One might as well be showing up at different places (preferably peripherally opposite) in a city given a delimited time period.

Can be described as a more conscious type of jet lag. You are aware of your body not catching up to acclimatize to the new surroundings.

Seen on George's wall:
"Tuesday: George checked in @New York"
"Wednesday: George checked in @San Francisco"
"Friday: George checked in @Washington"

Response:
- Hehe :) travel a lot this week, George?
- Yes, I've been (feeling) a bit by coastal lately ;)

by coastal by Edward E. Murdoch November 22, 2011

Going Coastal 

When someone from the midwest starts acting like a hipster from the east or west coast and forgets their roots, they're "going coastal".

Did you see all those food pics Bob posted to Instagram? He's going coastal.

Going Coastal by MFerg August 14, 2017