ryan clarke 

Oxford united player most commonly known on fifa 11 for being the shittist goalie on the game. Some say a person with no arms or legs could do better and i think they are not far off the truth. Many still live in hope that he might brake both his arms that way he might improve.

(example of spectators)

Spectator 1: OH NO something terrible has happend

Spectator 2: What?

Spectator 1:Ryan Clarke is in Goal.....

Spectator 2:God save us all

ryan clarke by samsfat June 8, 2011

Click-Clacked 

A euphamism for being shot. Can also be used towards onesself.

Guy 1: "Hey, did you hear that Tupac just got click-clacked? "
Guy 2: "Oh my God!"

Alt;

Guy 1: "I feel like click-clacking myself, dude. I can't take it anymore."
Guy 2: "Get some help, fam. You need it."

Click-Clacked by spiffsor March 4, 2018

Rotnei Clarke 

By the far the best 3-point shooter for the Arkansas Razorback basketball team, even HISTORY. His jersey number, 15, is also a rough estimate of how many women he sleeps with.
A day.

Betty: Did you see Rotnei Clarke score 51 points against Alcorn State last week?
Stacey: Yes! He set the SEC record for most 3-pointers in a game!
Julie: Yeah, and he's good in bed!

Rotnei Clarke by Ulysses S. Brant December 2, 2009

Clarke Central

A school where you can take people man's have sex on the stairwell and suck dick too and where niggas ain't shit and thugs there and hoe's and pregnant pitbull bitches where nigga flash there dick to there ex friend🙄and when dog face a bitches talk shit all day at!!

Mad them long and smart good school shit Clarke Central

Clarke Central by Smell my dick hoe November 28, 2018

The Mr Clarke 

A sexual act in which one has anal sex with a man or woman, and after internal ejaculation, proceeds to remove the penis, and with the seamen and feces still on the tip, draw a brown and white moustache on their partners face. To which they then say "pleasure to meet you Mr Clarke"

"Met a girl on tinder last night, we did the Mr Clarke. She was very polite"

The Mr Clarke by The Hard Bard October 12, 2021

clacked

When someone is really, really, REALLY high or drunk. Auditory and visual functioning are impaired to comedic levels and the individual expresses a desire to stay in a place where other people want to leave OR leave a place where everyone is staying because the alcohol and drugs are impairing their thought processes and physical stability.

Jason Red was already clacked, but the Twerk Queen twerking on him pushed him over the edge and made him the party early. "I'm clacked! I got graduation tomorrow and I'm hungry."

Billy Blue was so clacked that he had to have an escort (Zack Black) to prevent security from kicking him out because of his boisterous and rowdy behavior.

clacked by STH July 13, 2013

Clarke 

A girl who cares. Who know how to love. No matter what you said and no matter what you've done she will always love you no matter what

Clarke is such a good friend!

Clarke by thetribearcher April 20, 2017