button clitting 

Repeatedly pressing the elevator button as if doing so will make the elevator come sooner.

Observer: "You seem to think that pressing the elevator button again and again will make the elevator come more quickly. It won't. You're button clitting, and its a total waste of energy."
Button Clitter: "I know, but I can't help it."

button clitting by Dandy Dinmot April 26, 2009

Parallel Chatting 

The phenomena that occurs when an online chat morphs into two parallel conversations, usually as a result of one person continuing a conversation without realizing that the other person has changed the subject.

Person A: Yeah its funny how beer and weed can make you feel like you're peeing when combined.
Person A: Anyway, what's your favorite flavor of cotton candy?
Person B: Yeah this one time I smoked a spliff and downed a 40, and it felt like Niagara falls down there .
Person B: I'd have to say blue.
Person A: Hahaha! and agreed.
Person B: I like how you resolved our parallel chatting.

Parallel Chatting by 37coolhandluke37 October 1, 2011

chatting 

Chatting...when one is running their gums, talking almost complete nonsense, but all other gangstas are like 'yeah brud, i get you. skeen, skeen.'

'and so me says to jamal 'you batty bommoble clut. you be so lucky that me dont get up on dere and bleeze past you, ones and twos times wid me ak47 arse clippa hand. me bredrin' see, me pimps / gangstas / street-rats, you get what is chatting?

(all other gangstas go)

'ohhhhh! you is so right. geez, me hates dat jamal. hes such a puddy cat / clut. (delete as appropriate)

chatting by PHORCE January 28, 2007

cheat chatting 

When you're instant messaging with one person and then you leave the conversation to chat with someone else.

Why is it taking you so long to reply to me? Are you cheat chatting with someone else?

cheat chatting by Crystal Murphy July 22, 2008

Chatting Rare 

This act occurs when someone suddenly contracts verbal diahorrea, and comes out with the most random of statements, or outlandish claims, involving nothing or nobody in the immediate vacinity. most likely when under the influence of general narcottics.

Richard(paraletic): Sleep the lug.
Koi(not so slaughtered): mate, wtf, you are chatting rare, lets get you home mate, kkb is closed!

Chatting Rare by Sherm` December 1, 2007

Chatting Scran 

chatting complete nonsenese

Adam said "I'm going to the gym" Ben said he was chatting scran

Chatting Scran by Bossko30 January 4, 2020

Nice chatting 

An over used word that is supposed to be a nice way to end a conversation with someone but is used in places that don’t even make sense and it’s just irrelevant now.

Example 1:
Allan: I think I took a few good pics

Allie: Yea you did take good ones

Ryan: Nice chatting

Example 2:
Ryan: We need to hit that breakfast tomorrow

Luke: Do we get that jawn again?
Sue: Yes
Luke: Nice chatting

Example 3:

Allan: I’m sorry that I’m such an embarrassment to you

Ryan: Nice chatting

Nice chatting by Taytortot Wohlrus August 20, 2019