squeakin cheekin 

When a penis enters an asshole, the lack of lubricant creates a noise known as a squeakin cheek in.

One night, after Alexis having a few too many margaritas and forgetting to get the lube, James went to put it in the butt and it was an epic squeakin cheekin.

squeakin cheekin by derpy_derek June 28, 2016

Calm your cheez-itz 

This was a phrase invented by a girl named Amy. This is another phrase used for “calm down” but to the extreme. If someone is like really mad and about to explode just say “calm your cheez-itz!” Amy’s (my) friends and family told her it wouldn’t catch on. PROVE THEM WRONG!!

Someone else: I CANT STAND YOU! YOU STINK!

You: woah. Calm your cheez-itz!

Calm your cheez-itz by Calm your cheez-itz” creator May 23, 2019

Munky Cheez 

A type of cheese that turns you into a monkey. NEVER trust Munky Cheez, it strikes without warning.
Featured in youtube videos (see "MUNKY CHEEZ 3k" and "Shit pickle - Episode 2")

Don't eat that munky cheez!

That dro fucked me up so bad I thought I was on munky cheez.

MUNKY CHEEZ!

Munky Cheez by Contee43 January 25, 2009

I can has cheezburger 

a website (icanhascheezburger.com) featuring many user-created images of lolcats, as well as other animals, like lolbunnys and lolruses (walruses). Most are images of animals, especially cats, with lolspeak captions.
Some running themes are: Lolrus' "bukkit," ceiling cat and basement cat, and other general mayhem.
I Can Has Cheezburger also has a spinoff site called "I Has A Hotdog," which features loldogs.

Caption on a picture of a very happy looking gray lolcat reads:
"I can has cheezburger???"

I can has cheezburger by Katinthehat1414 April 19, 2008

pissed into your cheerios 

When somebody is in a really bad mood, somebody might have urinated into his bowl of cereal earlier.

Person 1: *rant*
Person 2: Hey, who pissed into your cheerios this morning?

pissed into your cheerios by elwood_j_blues August 1, 2006

Cheesin'

The act of smiling, as if posing for a picture

She started cheesin' when the boy she liked gave her a compliment.

Cheesin' by Ali December 8, 2003

pissing in my cheerios 

this is used as an alternative way to say that someone ruined the moment or your day.

"check out this girl I went out with last night, isn't she fine?"

"Ehhh, she's not all that"

"Damn bro, thanks for pissing in my cheerios!"

pissing in my cheerios by Mliton and Alex February 9, 2008