Capitalism 

You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public buys your bull.

Normal guy: "Dude, your company just took a crap but you just bought that mansion! How'd you do it?"

Douchebag CEO: "Capitalism."

Capitalism by DeskFlyer August 21, 2009

Cuck for Capitalism 

Someone who is a working class citizen but still votes for politicians that support right wing economic policies. these policies go directly against the working class citizens best interests.

Spencer voted no on forming a union because he is a Cuck for Capitalism and said his union dues are money that could buy a PS5.

Cuck for Capitalism by CommiePussySlayer42069 June 2, 2021

Capitalist Terrorism 

A term describing the erosion of freedom and loss of access to the necessities of life that occurs when the ultra-wealthy are running government.

The propaganda of Capitalist Terrorism is steadily seeping into governments around the world, leading the poorest citizens to believe the lies that are promulgated to seduce them into becoming true believers.

Capitalist Terrorism by Dr Bunnygirl December 15, 2019

anarcho-capitalism 

Anarchy and capitalism. A person who believes in the dissolution of government, but adheres to property rights.

An individual who believes in anarcho-capitalism would cringe at the thought of watching a Michael Moore documentary.

anarcho-capitalism by Pirate Rothbard November 6, 2009

crapitalism 

quick-and-dirty uber-profits for the filthy stinking rich - and total crap for all the rest of us.

Here in the USA crapitalism has caused the world's largest gap between the super-rich lifestyles of the those at the top, and the steadily degenerating living conditions of the vast majority, while landfills continue to overfill with the broken, poorly-made junk that constitutes the "affordable" products for the masses.

crapitalism by VirgoGrrrlie January 21, 2011

crapitalism 

Sloganistic derivative of "capitalism", sometimes seen in graffiti and on placards.

Crap + capitalism = crapitalism.

Smash crapitalism!

crapitalism by annoyed anarchist May 7, 2004

Anarcho-Capitalism 

An oxymoron and an invalid theory. Anarchy is anti-hierarchical, while Capitalism is designed around an economic hierarchy - company owners and company workers as separate classes.

Anarcho-capitalism is invalid for several main reasons:
★ Capital requires a government to issue it and tax it to create demand, and give value to the currency.

★ Anarchy is anti-hierarchy, while capitalism is an economic system designed to sustain a hierarchy.

★ Without government to lower the powers a company has over it’s workers, the companies become the new governments, so to speak. Companies replace the state, therefore “anarcho”-capitalism is not anarchic.

Person 1: I support anarcho-capitalism because I don’t want the government limiting my freedom.

Person 2: Without a government to limit the power of corporations, how do you keep companies from limiting your freedom?

Person 3: Well, we haven’t figured that part out yet.

Anarcho-Capitalism by whitehotforever March 23, 2021