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The Black MAMBA

The nickname for only the greatest player currently in the NBA, Kobe Bryant. He also has the deadliest jumpshot in NBA History and holds 4 NBA Finals Rings as well. He will soon pass Kareem Abdul-Jabbar for the most points scored in NBA history.
Santits: Lebron!!!!! Whoo he just won his 2nd MVP

Lucas: Dude FUCK LEBRON!!! Its all about the Black MAMBA BITCHES!!!!!!!!

Jaime: Yea Lebron Sucks but wait dont forget The Black MAMBA is also a snake. :)
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The Black Mamba Syndrome 

The act of when you are tramatized by a huge black dick and can't function in society. That is forever what you are fixated on and can't stop thinking about it.
Hey Chucho do you have B.M.S. or The Black Mamba Syndrome

Lady Smith Black Mambazo 

A term Micheal Keegan Coach Hines used in the skit "Steroid Bust" referring to the vagina.
Lady Smith Black Mambazo

Lady Smith Black Mambasa

A women's vagina; and insult to a man i.e. pussy
"Did you see how tight her Lady Smith Black Mambasa was?"

"Dude, if you don't man up, your penis is going to invert itself and become a Lady Smith Black Mambasa"

Black Mama in a Bag 

The end product of releasing your bowels inside of a plastic bag, preferably a ziploc.
I had to shit so bad that I went black mama in a bag.

black mama 

an ebony bbw(big beautiful women)
hey look at dat black mama over there leroy
black mama by Myfuturefuneral June 22, 2006

blac mamba 

real b*** who doesn't mess around, blac mamba walks around in her mile high heels ready to pounce
damn, blac mamba just walked by, almost got me
blac mamba by cim with a k November 20, 2016