babydick

At times when certain people ingest LSD their phallus can become very limp, if you will, and of course, rather soft, and also sometimes malfunctions during uniration. This condition is referred to as babydick.

With some people, alongside babydick is a little thing called impotence. Or Whiskey dick, if you prefer. Trying to get a hard on can be the hardest of tasks. (No pun intended).

Sherlock Holmes: "Dude. Jeeves, I tried to get it on with this trick ass hoe from dowb the block last night. The thing is, I was trippin' balls last night and I had a case of babydick. I couldn't get it up.

Watson: "That's terrible, sir."

babydick by Lancito October 9, 2006

babydickin' 

to simultaneously play the open A and D strings on a guitar and letting it ring out.

Person 1: (plucking the A and D string on a guitar)

Person 2: Mayne, you be babydickin' all da tyme!!

babydickin' by drakep. March 8, 2009

babydickitus 

When someone born with a small penis goes through life an asshole.

"did you hear ryan bitching all day today? He bitched about everysingle fucking thing, its like living with my mom again. I think his babydickitus is affecting my work mood."
"yeah I know, I hope that isnt contagious."

babydickitus by ZzZzZz? June 28, 2007

babydickin' 

1. "babydickin'" is a term used by urban youth to describe someone who is being nervous, hesitant, shy, or holding back.

2. A person who is "Babydickin'" is being a "pussy" or wimp. Not stepping up the the plate.

When Maurice saw that his friends were hesitant to rob the liquor store, he proclaimed " Ey, yall niggaz is babydickin', get up in there, swipe dat register, and get me a 40'"

babydickin' by Renvntngmyexit April 24, 2008

Babydaddy Welfare 

Unearned, untaxed INCOME paid to a babymama, which comes from a babydaddy--in an amount that is sufficient to support the babymama and her shopping addiction, babymama's criminal boyfriends, and babymama's spawn from other babydaddies.

My three Babydaddy Welfare checks came today! Time to hit the sale at Penney's and the nail shop, so I can begin to prowl for my seventh husband, cuz I'm almost done with my sixth divorce! As soon as I pay off my attorney, I'm gonna use the Babydaddy Welfare checks to pay for my new boobies and some Botox (that I desperately need).

Babydaddy Welfare by justpaythebills March 3, 2011

babydaddy

a boy that is not with the baby mother
and dont take care of his baby

my baby daddy aint shit

babydaddy by responible father August 18, 2003

Babed 

1) Ownage to the extreme level.

2) A person of supreme subnormal intelligence.

Bryan Banana babed Prubhjoth on the stats test. It wasn't even close.

Raj shows his babeness by asking a question during a test when there is 8 second left.

Babed by The Executive Board April 17, 2010