Armando 

One who promises to attend an event or show up on time, only to call 5 minutes before hand to cancel because he/she is "chilling" or "marinating." Also a person who invites you to lunch, then ask you to "spot" him or her. Armandos are also known as flakers

John was invited to the wedding 6 months ago, but he just called and pulled an Armando.

I got the armando at lunch today.

Armando by Mark Farouk September 10, 2008

Armando 

A man who is attracted to Giraffes. He loves to hump their butts. The Longer the neck the better.

Man he's such an Armando.

Armando by TheSharpDressedMan August 18, 2016

Armando 

a boy who is a mother fucking bitch. he is the meanest person you will ever meet. if you ever find an Armando don't be friends with him because he is useless. whoever is friends with one it is just a group of bitches they are the worst get them out of your life they are toxic.

I HATE ARMANDO

Armando by BobRossIsAwesome April 15, 2020

Armando 

A really weird and annoying kid, he has no friends and acts like the smartest person in the room. He is a dick to everyone for no reason and can never shut the fuck up. If he is nice to you, it’s only because he’s scared of you.

Friend: oh my god did you see that weird kid do a fortnite dance?
Me: oh god that was Armando

Armando by elmosballsack February 15, 2020

Armando 

A GAY ASIAN KID WHO GETS NO HOES

Omg you seen Armando he so fucking asian

Armando by ILoveEveryonePeaceandlove November 25, 2018

armando 

A mexican with a micro penis.

Armando has no bitches.

armando by BlackUnicorns July 27, 2016

Armando 

Armando a person that thinks thier cool but has no friends and, also likes girls that push him away. He also has a small penis with 17 balls. I don't know why but he is in middle school and he is 12 or 13 and turning 13 or 14 in the 23rd he is a stupid middle schooler that slips on a ball and cries for no actual reason it only hit his anqole like a little bitch he once had a 3 sub with 2 other boys named Ricardo and Anthony yes that's it

stefheny:Do you know that guy with a small penis
Jessica: must be an Armando
Stefheny: how did you know are you a mind reader

Armando by Codmobilebit61 October 17, 2019