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Aero-Excretory Phobia 

Fear of plummeting bird droppings.

Who HASN'T been crapped on by a junk eagle (aka: seagull), pigeon, or anything else with wings and a sniperous aim? It's enough to induce spontaneous vomiting! Seagulls eat fast food tossaways. Or anything . It's not just the gross green or yellow tinge as the bird-bomb slimes its way down your shoulder or side of the face - which triggers the big puke, it's also the stench.
The intensity of my Aero-Excretory Phobia is directly relative to the number of birds flying above my head.
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A fixed-wing pilot who is envious of the skill of helicopter pilots
Babe you need to accept you have a problem with aero envy, you should be proud you can fly your Cesna and not obsess so much about helicopter pilots, it's unhelathy
Aero envy by Nicotharappist October 9, 2022
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aero mint chocolate bar 

the most camp personallity one knows about:
similar to zesty or fruity
"you like aero mint chocolate bar" - meaning someone likes very camp actions

Frutiger Aero 

Frutiger Aero is a consumer aesthetic which employs glass and "depth" effects, bright color palettes, smooth curved lines, and depictions of nature. It began from 2005-06 and was popularized by Windows Vista. It ended around 2011-13, during which flat design took over.

Frutiger aero also features prominently Dimentional design (depth) was also utilized in UIs with Frutiger Aero. Dimentional design itself is the use of effects such as highlights and drop shadows to replicate "3D", hence the name. Skeuomorphism on the other hand uses dimentional design in order to incorporate real-world items into UIs, such as a realistic trash can, or a wooden bookshelf.
"Frutiger aero design is integrated into the website."

cal aero preserve academy 

bruh wtf why are all the hot girls emo
Guys why th is all the hot girls emo??? Such a cal aero preserve academy.

Tramp Aero 

To pass wind and emit a tiny chocolate bubble.
"Mate, I need to go home. I just blew massive a Tramp Aero." said Philip.
Tramp Aero by Gee Tee June 24, 2011

National Frutiger Aero Day 

November 18 is National Frutiger Aero Day, a day to celebrate the sparkly and hydrating style of Frutiger Aero, a popular internet aesthetic living from 2006-2013 containing water, tropical fish, lens flares, and an all around cleansing vibe.
Friend 1: “It’s November 18th
Friend 2: “Did you know November 18 is National Frutiger Aero Day?”