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the one and only steve

steve is the spawn of bobby hill and kiki knockout. steve is a watermelon. THE BEST DARN WATERMELON IN DA WORLD........but has since pasd, he rotted
bobby hill- ow ow ow hhherrrgh...ugh finnally that dumb baby watermelon is out

kiki knockout- AAGH bobby dont talk lik that infront of our son

bobby hill- whats his name anyway

kiki knockout- THE ONE AND ONLY STEVE
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Female Privilege (Western Females only) 

The privileges females get in the western culture that are so obvious, but rarely addressed because alot of women want special rights, not equal rights and feel they are owed reparations because of (most I assume) douche males in the past that probably aren't even alive anymore. Today the majority of the culture in Western will try to shut you down by calling you a sexist which is irony in itself.
4% (women pay) less than men for car insurance because men are seen as inferior drivers
2.3% of all combat deaths is #FemalePrivilege and can't be drafted
64% of child abuse is from women yet 82% of women get custody and half of their partner's stuff and alimony
29% of homeless are women

59% of scholarships are for women
60% college graduates are women
20% of suicides are women
Women are way more likely to receive less time and punishment for equal crimes
Women are allowed to assault a man in public and not receive an asswhoopin and alot of times arrest, and at most times applauded for their behavior, but if a man self defends himself he is immediately detained/assaulted by others.
Women are believed more than the man for domestic assault yet 70% of domestic assaults are initiated by the woman
Women shelters exist everywhere and (as of this post) only 2 male shelters exist in the U.S.

A women can cheat on her husband and still be the victim in society
Women get free drinks at bars
Women can get attention physically or mentally (white knights or other girlfriends) almost any time they want on social media or public.

These are just some examples of Female Privilege (Western Females only). This does not exist in Middle Eastern areas as the females there are truly oppressed. I wish those fighting for Female rights would go over there and help those poor women.

I'm only human

An excuse for irrational behavior. An attempt to feel ok about something that you " know" is not ok.
I know it was wrong to do that, but I'm only human.
I'm only human by gentleone March 29, 2022

for your eyes only 

Used to specify that something is shown exclusively for the person with whom you are talking
For your eyes only I show you my heart

top ten things only women understand

TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND...

10. Cats' facial expressions
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds
7. Fat clothes
6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time
5. The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell
4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow
3. Eyelash curlers
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made
1. OTHER WOMEN
those were the top ten things only women understand, it's all so true

You only YOLO once 

You only you only live once once. A common mistake made by people who are being a bit stupid, usually in a stressful or worried situation, causing people to forget what they were saying.
*skydiving*

Fred : Come on Bob. You've got to jump.
Bob: Well, ok then. I mean, you only YOLO once don't you.
Fred: yes...

"there can only be one" 

A commonplace quote from character Duncan McCloud in the TV series The Highlander which preceded the decapitation of his adversary by use of a sword.
McCloud: "there can only be one"
Nemesis: "No"

McCloud proceeds with a seemingly perfunctory decapitation