Nintendo Wii

An "all right" console. THe motion sensors and capabilities are crap though, and doesnt have many "adult" type games. A console for kids.
I hate it untill super smash bros brawl comes out then ill enjoy playing with a wii (haha)

Nintendo Wii is ok

Nintendo Wii by somedudeinmaryland01 June 26, 2007

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Nintendo Revolution

The new Nintendo system coming out in May 2006 that will shock everyone. It is an immersive experience like no other and the controller and the "extra peripheral" work together seemlessly.

Dude i am Nintendo Revolutioned in this movie it is so immersive.

Nintendo Revolution by aZm July 29, 2008

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Nintendo

a company that sells you the same game and doesn’t listen to their fans

i bought a nintendo switch. and suddenly i lost all my hoes...

Nintendo by lawquizox September 29, 2020

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Nintendo

Crappiest shit company ever. Makers of what may quite possibly be the worst fucking games ever. And Rush8192, you won't have to worry about your sanity if you are over the age of 10, you stupid fucking cunt.

Nintendo sucks huge donkey dick.

P.S. Rush8192 is a stupid 8-year old fucking retard that needs to stop wanking off to pictures of Princess Peach.

Nintendo by Rush8192 is a cunt June 19, 2006

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Nintendo DS

A gameboy advance with a gimicky pen and paper gameplay add-on. Seriously the Nintendo DS isn't even a step from the gameboy advance. It just doesn't constitute as next generation techonology when it was released months ago. A microphone and a second screen doesn't do all that much for gameplay as most games don't use the functions. I'm not biased in the portable war and PSP has a lot of flaws also. But the DS just doesn't release good games often or much at all. Wario Ware, Kirby and Meteos are the only actual solid titles- everthing else is just average or sucks. The DS isn't very portable- it's freaking huge and fat.

Nintendo fanboy- PSP sucks- it has short battery life and is not releasing new games as much since launch. Nintendo is releasing new good games recently. The DS is like half the price of PSP.

Sony fanboy- DS is basically a gameboy advance with a 7 year old palm pilot taped to the side. The DS has been out longer than the PSP so of course it would have more games. But PSP launch had 15+ games- almost more than all DS games released since launch. PSP costs more cause it has music, internet browser (version 1.52), movies and homebrew applications.

Nintendo DS by Fooly Cooly September 4, 2005

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nintendo wii

the code name for smoking marijuana in the hsm. the "wii remote" being pipe, joint or bong, the "game" being the type of weed, and the "battery" being the lighter. the whole package is called "nintendo wii".

hey zachary lets go play nintendo wii at the hiking trail this weekend.

nintendo wii by james warren March 28, 2009

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