Kurt Cob-anal

The violent, masochistic act of shoving a shotgun up one's rear and pulling the trigger.

Jerry's last solemn moments were spent enjoying Kurt Cob-anal, where buckshot invaded his flesh in all directions from the backdoor.

Kurt Cob-anal by Piky321 July 22, 2025

Kurt Cobain

Kurt Donald Cobain (February 20th, 1967 - April 5th, 1994), better known as Kurt Cobain, was an American musician best known for his work as the front-man of Seattle grunge group Nirvana, which he founded in 1987 with fellow musicians Krist Novoselic and Aaron Burckhard, who was later replaced with several other drummers, including Chad Channing, before in 1990, landing on Dave Grohl, 3 albums were released in his lifetime, "Bleach", "Nevermind" and "In Utero". He suffered from several ailments, including a chronic stomach ailment, he also struggled with an addiction to Heroin, which he overdosed from several times, including once in March of 1994, which resulted in an attempt to detox him, which failed when he escaped from rehabilitation, on April 5th, 1994, he shot himself with a shotgun in the greenhouse of his Seattle home, his body was discovered 3 days later by an electrician, he was 27 years old.

Person 1: who is your favorite rock singer?
Person 2: dude, Kurt Cobain, without a doubt!

Kurt Cobain by EllieLostwave October 3, 2025

Hot Kurt 

A Hot Kurt is when a man - doing a handstand - fucks a woman doggy style, then proceeds to flip her backwards and simultaneously perform a somersault underneath her. He then licks her anus while she releases a hot load of feces.

"I heard he tossed her salad."
"No man, he pulled a full-on Hot Kurt!"

Hot Kurt by The Deag July 21, 2009

Pulled a Kurt Cobain 

Accidentally shot oneself in the head with a shotgun

(cop gets shot on GTA IV, falls over and accidentally shoots himself in the face with a shotgun)
"Looks like he just pulled a Kurt Cobain!"

Pulled a Kurt Cobain by Xtreme2252 September 16, 2009

Dwight Kurt Schrute 

The best character on the satirical pseudo-documentary The Office. Projects a Vladimir Putin-like charisma and is knowledgeable about everything, from German (mostly pre-industrial religious) to farming beets to mold extermination. He also an authority on bears, weaponry, health care plans, sabotage, and the supernatural. Played by the inimitable Rainn Wilson.

Dwight Kurt Schrute:
"How would I describe myself?

Three words: Hardworking, Alpha Male, Jackhammer........Merciless..............Insatiable. "

*hold up purple belt*
"This a message, for the entire office, so that everyone can see that I am capable of physical dominating them."

Dwight Kurt Schrute by dksfan April 14, 2010

pulling a kurt cobain 

When you get murdered but everyone thinks it was a suicide

oh fuck did you hear the news?
no
Elliot Smith just fucking killed hemself
nah he is just pulling a Kurt Cobain

pulling a kurt cobain by Skabetty December 15, 2015

Do a Kurt Cobain 

To commit suicide with a self-inflicted shotgun wound to the head.

- "Did you hear about that guy the other day?"
- "No, what about him."
- "He did a Kurt Cobain."

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- "I want to do a Kurt Cobain"

Do a Kurt Cobain by Roy1984 May 23, 2008