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The Haysbert Effect

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A new term coined by a great philosopher.

This is when someone THINKS Denzel Washington is the Black guy from All State Insurance commercials WHEN in fact he is not and the said person goes into a frenzy like state thus resulting in a statement being said such as "DUUUDE I THOUGHT THAT WAS HIM!".
Dennis Haysbert:"Are you in good hands?"

Person 1:*Stands up and spills cereal* What the HELL did Denzel Washington just try selling to me?...insurance?

Person 2:No, dude it's Dennis Haysbert!That guy from "The Unit".

Person 1:*Sits back down* Oooh!...wait...*Goes into shock*

Person 2:*Ignores friend spazzing on floor yelling* Damn, The Haysbert Effect...always making people spill cereal on my damn carpet.
by Lucielio Mitchell April 29, 2010
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Hays Highschool

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A Highschool filled with a bunch of Basic White Bitches, Druggies, HypeBeasts and Rednecks that like to fuck Eigth Graders. The admin are all old and pissy, and the food smells like rotten meat
“ Did i just see those rednecks pick up an eigth grader??”

Yeah man, that hick definatly goes Hays Highschool.”
by JakeThe.Beast February 28, 2019
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Justin Hayward Young

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Not a weirdo.
Not Frankie Avalon.
Out of shape with messy hair.
Lonely, bored and bad but thanks God, he's handsome.
random girl 1 - "Do you think Justin Hayward Young should get a haircut?"
random girl 2 - "shut up bitch"
by ParisMetroGirl April 19, 2015
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A bitchy ass place also known as the shit hole. Many people fail due to the amount of work given. After school activities are actually fun but actually learning is not.
Do you seriously go to Haynes Bridge Middle School?
by Hahaha you though March 20, 2017
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Hayen

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A Hayen
Very outgoing, pretty, kind, and most of all the liked one out of others. This girl has more than kindness, she has a blessed and beautiful life. She is liked by everyone and never gives up. You are a lucky person to have her around.
-How are you so goregous, stop being such a Hayen
by Cassie Millerson June 3, 2018
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Hayden Knab

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He can be snobby and cocky but hayden knab is his own person and he can be overprotective about his loved ones. If you get to him and he keeps you close and you fall in love with him he will break your heart like that! Hayden Knab makes these “cute” phrases to get you manipulated. Don’t EVER TRUST Hayden Knab
Hayden Knab is a cocky bitch that thinks he is all that
by Miss.Eminem April 13, 2019
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Haydos

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somebody I know loves this beautiful, sporty girl. the person who loves this person is none other then that boy his name starts with "A"
haydos is bluddy beautiful
by urban legend 78 July 1, 2019
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