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Soft counter 

Termed coined by Samir I.
1) The process of presenting compensation when rejecting an offer of a date.
2) To recommend a general substitute in place of the originally planned date.
3) The lesser extent of Hard counter.
guy: Would you like to have dinner this Friday night?
girl (soft countering): Oh, I would, but I'm busy this weekend. How about someday next week though?

cornered 

To bump/crash into a corner; somehow hurt yourself with the edge of furniture (usually).
P1: OWWW!!
P2: Dude, what's wrong with you?
Pi: I just cornered myself! x.x
cornered by Amrita R. March 12, 2006

Counter sarcasm 

When someone say something sarcastic and you counter by thinking its true
"you have big ears BTW"
"no i dont you dumb fuck" (Counter Sarcasm)
Counter sarcasm by Declan Deegan November 21, 2010

Rep-Counter 

A bad personal trainer who only shows their clients how to use machines and then watches the client(s) use said machine. The personal trainer shows their client how to use a machine and then 'counts reps'. The personal trainer is not really training the client but rather 'counting reps' since anybody can read the directions on the machine and perform an exercise. The personal trainer doesn't add any value to the clients training session.
Sherrie the trainer just put me on a machine and sat there, she's a 'Rep-Counter' not a real personal trainer
Rep-Counter by WZF February 20, 2009

high centered 

getting stuck on the toilet with no toilet paper, and nobody to help you
just the other day i was poopin and i noticed at the last moment there wasn't any toilet paper. i cryed for help but there was nobody! i was high centered

cuntered 

To get completly mashed on booze. To be excessivly drunk.
Josh - What you up to this Saturday mate?

Sam - Imz gonna go out and get focken cuntered innit!!!
cuntered by Perrance March 21, 2007