Bmw cunt 

A driver who is normally a likeable human being until the split second sits behind the wheel of a BMW turning himself or herself turns into a BMW cunt.

I was driving down the road minding my own business when some bmw cunt cut me up.

Bmw cunt by Chilliloco September 11, 2016

BMW 750iL 

The BMW 750iL was a vehicle model produced by BMW from 1995 to 2001. Professionally known as the E38, the base model was the 740i, which came with a 4.0L V8 engine. The next model up was the 750iL, which came with a 5.4L V12. The car is most famously known as the same car Tupac Shakur was shot in on September 7th, 1996.

Friend 1: Hey, I got a new car!
Friend 2: Ah, sweet! What kind?
Friend 1: It's a 2001 BMW 750iL.
Friend 2: Nice! It's a FAST one, that's for damn sure, that!

BMW 750iL by Buttered Quayle June 26, 2019

BMW 3 Series 

A very fine automobile. Very sporty indeed, BMW pioneered the sports sedan with this (along with the M3). Regardless how how much horse power some American POS has bet your fine ass that a bimmer can match it's speed with 100less hp. What BMW puts into this car is pure magic that while maybe isn't better for some this magic is just on a whole different level than Mercedes Benz, Audi, Lexus, etc. This magic alone is why a $60k (M3) car can light up someones face more than a $200k car. Don't talk shit about this car being a "poor mans BMW" because I doubt you have 45k to spend on a fully loaded 3 series sedan let alone the coupe with all wheel drive or the IS model or even the M3.

Person1: I just got a new BMW 3 series, I LOVE it!
Persom2: zomg my Benz is so cooler
Person1: right...now I see what Mercedes Benz has been degraded to in the US.

BMW 3 Series by CTU_FieldAgent200 August 29, 2010

BMW car using it's turn signal 

A sight almost as rare as bigfoot or the fountain of youth, if you do see one and tell other people they will not believe you.

Many believe it to be an urban legend or a made-up and baseless hoax made by BMW to make drivers feel safer whenever they're behind a BMW car.

Jim: "Bro, did you see that BMW car using it's turn signal?"
John: "You must be on something or lying, everyone knows that's an urban legend."

BMW car using it's turn signal by Lolbito69 May 12, 2021

bmw x6 

a piece of crap developed by some drunk janitors at bmw which is known to be over-priced X5 as well as being gass guzzling. It is infamous for its oversized fat ass and is almost as bad as American cars.

dude 1: Hey, have you seen the new bmw X6?

dude 2: No, but I saw that ugly piece of crap chevrolet Camaro on the street.

dude 1: well, this car is just as bad.

bmw x6 by rapide October 24, 2011

bmw driver 

Bad Motorist, Wanker! ... with little or no regard for other road users. This person can only drive in the fast lane magnetised to the rear bumper of another car. They have to overtake everything even if the maneouvre may very easily result in a multi vehicle pile up!!

"Oh look, 100yds to the services, I'll slow down from 120mph while cutting accross three lanes of heavy traffic so i can have a quick slash" or maybe a wank!!!

bmw driver by Arfa Nower March 8, 2005

BMW Driver 

A person with good taste in cars.

A BMW Driver - good taste.

BMW Driver by pjd. January 27, 2009