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National suck your boyfriend’s dick day 

doesn’t matter where when or how, just suck that dick.(April 12th)
It’s april 12th bae I’m finna devour that dick. National suck your boyfriend’s dick day

Suck a big fat hairy donkey dick 

a hillarious way of saying suck a dick but in more detail, thanks to the original creator, me
my boss didnt want to give me a raise when i asked so i told him to go suck a big fat hairy donkey dick

National suck and grab your bestfriends dick 

National suck and grab your guy bestfriends dicks day 29 june, go and grab your besties dick
Duke; Hey Charlotte can you suck and grab my dick? it’s National suck and grab your bestfriends dick

charlotte: Sure duke! :)

Go Suck a Man's Dick 

Verb;

Made up in older times by a stocky, grey-haired lumberjack named Ol' Danny Boy.
Now modernly used as a violent term when extremely mad, usually shouted with extreme prejudice at someone for a minor inconvenience or insult the shouter would have taken offense to.
(Verb)~

(you arrive at the theater and are dumbfounded and furious to see that the movie you wanted to enjoy is sold out)

customer-What the hell! I drove five miles to see this movie and its sold out just great!

employee- Sorry sir better luck next time.

customer-You know what, Go Suck a Man's Dick!
Go Suck a Man's Dick by Quiteabod November 12, 2013

Suck your dad's dick on the Moon 

To care so little about someone's opinion that you are willing to expend an extreme amount of effort to show how little their opinion matters to you
"You think I give a shit what he thinks? I'll suck your dad's dick on the Moon!"

"As if it weren't clear enough how little James thought of his critics, he proceeded to suck their dad's dicks on the Moon."

big dick don’t suck on it 

When you try to suck a males Penis but it’s to big or so big it is not attractive.
Whore:1 oh uhh look at brad he must have big dick ohhh I think I creamed 😩
Whore bitch:2 no baby girlll he is a big dick don’t suck on it type of guy mmh