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bmw fiesta 

The new shape Mini, especially and including the new Mini Cooper S.
I was at a mini show, and was running a competition where you guess the number of ballons in the mini (old shape), the prize was a radio controlled model of a Brand New BMW Mini Cooper S. Bearing in mind that this was an old shape mini show, and all of these fans hate the new mini, several people made quite nasty comments, the nicest was "It's a BMW Fiesta!"
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BMW 330i zhp

BMW, the company that brings you the Ultimate Driving Machine, created the ZHP Performance Package (ZHP) for the '03-'05 330i. It has 260HP stock and has touches of its big brother, the //M3, including the grill, ground effects, and bumper. It also comes with 12 Speaker Harmon Kardon sound system stock. Definately the ultimate BMW becuase of its handling, sportiness, and luxury.
Guy: Yo! Check out that 4 door M3!!!

BMW Enthusist: Thats no M3 thats a BMW 330i ZHP. Damn that shit is rare!

Guy: Whatever that is, its straight up SEXY!!!!
BMW 330i zhp by BMW Enthusist October 12, 2007
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The illest sports sedan ever. The car is sleek looking but one wouldn't expect it to dust a porche 911, and a nissan skyline like an f16 vs a learjet. You will fuck shit up In this fine piece of German art.
Jimal: ah shit son my pumped up nissan is gonna wreck yo ass up shit son
Nate: cool story brah I can't wait to blow past your trash talking ass in my stock bmw m3 with 444 horse power at 180mph ripping through your ass like an f22 raptor. Better hold onto your shit tight.
BMW M3 by CTU_FieldAgent200 June 14, 2010
A person who is prone to taking selfies, whilst wearing American apparel.

Also know for not letting a good lie get in the way of a good story.

Generally know as the pleb within the group.
The “BMW fag” boasted about the power of his vehicle.
BMW fag by Howard.t August 11, 2018

Bmw 335i 

A type pf clapped out BMW that can be used to make a lot of power but most just have burble tunes
"I found a Bmw 335i for sale for 6k"
"it probably has 135k miles and is clapped AF"
Bmw 335i by Loafgiver August 28, 2022

bmw driver 

a person richer than you
bmw driver, richer than you
bmw driver by beamerr October 7, 2006