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Checking your maple syrup 

It’s when someone catches a homeless man jerking off a dog while going out for pancakes
Checking maple syrup
When someone catches a homeless man jerking off a dog when goo out for pancakes

I was going to meet my mom at ihop but then saw a guy checking your maple syrup

Toronto Maple Leafs

The best team known in the existence of Hockey. All of those who doubt the Leafs obviously have no taste waht so ever.
Holy shit the Toronto Maple Leafs just won another game because they are the best hockey team ever.

toronto maple leafs

A hockey team that is ALWAYS beat by the Canucks.
The toronto maple leafs defense are the leagues only defense that is frightened of the physical prowess of the Sedin Sisters.

Nigger Maple 

A maple tree that does not produce much or any syrup.
Guy - Lets go boys, time to tap these maples!
Next guy - You make sure these aint nigger maples?
Guy - The fuck is that?
Next guy - Non sugar maple yo. You sure you're Canadian???
Nigger Maple by kroon78 November 14, 2020

country ass maple syrup 

1when someone does something stupid
2 When something really blows
1Man I can believe that bitch dumped me thats some country ass maple syrup.
2Damn I can't believe we lost that game, thats some country ass maple syrup
country ass maple syrup by erein September 4, 2004